Squaressausage

i'm intae wolf fleeces, yellow marigolds and feeding my friends fine foods and wine. In Oz and on the hunt for a blue passport xx

[Squaressausage @shonagh_w]

@mikecmorgan Who’s Elaine?

[Dave @Dave64231455]

@WokeyMcWokefac3 "No Christmas Carols, please."

[Squaressausage @shonagh_w]

@JamesMelville Better Together

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

As we prepare to crown a new King, many Aussies are wondering if it's also time to make big changes here. #9News

[The Flying Seagull Project @FlyingSeagullUK]

We're very excited to give you a heads up about this Flying Seagull documentary on @bbcworldservice this Tuesday!

We'll share it again when it's online, but here's the link if you want to listen to the live broadcast!

https://t.co/y3IjayeJcs

[Cole Grinde. @GrindesOptionis]

Go on yersel 30p lee you complete arsehole. The sooner we get rid of you thriving corrupt bastards in WM the better off Scotland will be!
And btw England has NEVER done anything to make Scotland proud you tit!

[Melinda Farrell @melindafarrell]

Does there have to be an actual date for Australia Day? Couldn’t it just be something like the first Monday in February? Long weekend, summer, easier to plan and hopefully less divisive by taking the focus off any particular date.

[Squaressausage @shonagh_w]

@SteveBarclay

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

good morning

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

When Matt Hancock has to stick his head into a tank of poisonous ants, Ant and Dec should tell him he can’t have a mask like everyone else as they’ve run out of protective equipment. So he’ll have to make do with a bin liner.

[Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen]

Jesus Christ! The amount of leaving do cake they must be getting through...

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Here's a cheeky little sea shanty ⚓️🎶(an adaptation of #Wellerman) about #SuellaBraverman - we were sad to see her go, because we had to make this much quicker than we anticipated...

@SuellaBraverman @RestIsPolitics #Tofu #Rwanda @NathanEvanss @krishgm #EnoughIsEnough #wokerati

[Will @wsebag]

My interview with Liz Truss

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Has anyone pitched ‘Suella’s Wish’ for the next John Lewis Christmas ad?

[Alan @alansheppard]

D:Ream were way off

[Ramesh Patel - They Would Rather You Ignore This @Imalright_Jack]

OUTSTANDING SPEECH

Mhairi Black delivered the most honest critique about this Tory government, in the last 12 years

She covers everything.

It will leave you speechless

This will definitely go down in history.

[alex @alexrjsmith]

Would love to see a Home Alone type film of Prince Louis left to his own devices at Buckingham Palace today. Absolute carnage I imagine.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the news atm