shelbifoe 👅

🏳️‍🌈 | shoni | she/her | 25+ | too busy crying over fictional characters

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

i never thought i'd say this but i'm so glad i'm behind on old flame🙌

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

fics usually feature shelby having a car and driving toni around but consider this: toni shalifoe is the hot gay who drives with one hand only - and that is also the reason why shelby's constantly putting herself in situations that require toni to give her a lift

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

it's titanic's 25th anniversary

*cries in my heart will go on*

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

@Whatagoodfoe we would have a feast by how well she and erana would deliver the angst

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

me: i need a new show to watch

also me: nah, i'm just going to re-watch S1 of the wilds and bawl my eyes out

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

as a portuguese who has always HATED ronaldo and always said messi is infinitely better, today is a good day.

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

dave always told shelby to "love thy enemy" and she took it literally

[alex @delenalexa]

a moment in history

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

@selenapicklebby right? she's a big softie deep down

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

the way mia told that fan to say hi next time though... i love how she's this giant ball of chaos but deep down has the sweetest heart.

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

saving thid to read on christmas day because i know it'll be the superior christmas gift 👌

[Cat @cattyjay90]

It has arrived, the 18k ‘Mastermind’ one-shot is finished and up for The Midnights Anthology ❤️ https://t.co/iGZTUFAhVZ

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

the dickinson creator liked and rted one of my tweets on my main!! this is the best day ever 😭

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

@justforthewilds rumor has it my scream is still being heard in australia 😭

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

i dreamt today that all the girls had gone to an island together and they all started posting videos on their stories pretending to be their characters and mocking amazon crime for cancelling the show. idk but i don't hate my burnout brain and the dreams it comes up with.

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

the fact that i inspired this is one of the highlights of my life on this planet tbh. thank you and your brilliant brain for it 🙌😍

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

@cruelcrystal3 this is the only correct answer!

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

@badmeanburner who needs them anyway?

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

the question is... would YOU bleach your eyebrows for one last shoni scene?

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

me: it's canon, your honor
judge judy: why?
me: because mia healey says so

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

heeeeelp i'm only now seeing all the new mia/erana content and my heart is unstable

[shelbifoe 👅 @shonitheway]

toni's postcard for shelby on their first anniversary: