shoopy

one 100x makes up for 99 losses @regenfnf

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Can’t take it anymore, with OUSD coming into play, I’m opening a short on USDC.

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

If pulisic is the lebron of soccer is bape like the Steph curry

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Need a koolaid pineapple jar I’m in Tel Aviv lmk

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Spacex IPO is equivalent of otherdeeds mint for the stock market, you have been warned.

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Just purchased 676 bitcoin:native at $67676 a coin. This will be my king maker trade.

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

spending all of my time in crypto instead of stocks for the last year is worse than sitting in the cuck chair

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Mr Netanyahu, SGA - formally known as Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is days away from developing a nuclear weapon. Strike him down immediately

[Meowl 🦉 🐱 @meowl_cto]

This is Melonpi the face behind viral Meowl the owl cat.

Meowl image was created in 2013 when Melonpi was very young. A lot of people were concerned about what happened to Meolnpi and whether she was still alive. We are very happy to tell you that we got in touch with the owner, and as she said:

"My cat and I are both doing well, she just celebrated her 17th birthday on March 27th this year. Thank you for your concern; she is doing great."

The owner also wanted to thank all of us for loving support and all the memes created. She is very happy to have a community that shares love for Meowl.

We both came to the conclusion that instead of donating money to Melonpi's owner, we should help animals in need. We will be happy to do so and we will keep you guys informed.

Stay tuned for more updates.

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Free d4vd til its backwards

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

@meowl_cto I love you so much melonpi

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Still waiting on that Tel Aviv 2026 group chat invite

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

What would happen if WHO endorses hanta virus coin

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

meowl is a billion dollar coin sitting at 420k mc

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Guys what if we make a bags coin called goblins and sends fees to ChatGPT and they claim and endorse

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Crazy that when rappers rap about killing people they’re like yo that’s hard but when a rapper actually kills someone everyone loses their mind.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Prosecutors reveal d4vd had a “significant amount of child p*rnography” on his iCloud.

(https://t.co/pJSgmd5TI6)

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

This morning I informed my team that I will be taking my talents to Ethereum. This was not an easy decision. Solana gave me everything — it gave me my first 10x, my first rug, my first time watching $4,000 evaporate in 90 seconds because a dev's wife left him. I grew up on this chain. I bonded on this chain. I cried into a Phantom wallet on this chain more times than I can count. But after three years of grinding https://t.co/lTNMfggur8 migrations at 4am, refreshing DexScreener with the dead eyes of a man who no longer remembers what sunlight feels like, I've come to realize that my ceiling on Solana has been reached. I've caught every animal meme. I've been rugged by every flavor of dog. I've watched MrGigaChadSOL push 47 tokens and I've been in exactly zero of the ones that ran. It's time for a new chapter.

Ethereum represents a fresh start. A slower, more deliberate form of losing money. A chain where the rugs are more expensive and therefore more respected. Where a single failed transaction costs more than my monthly grocery bill, but at least the charts look cleaner when my portfolio goes to zero. I am excited to spend $140 in gas to ape a token that rugs in 3 blocks. I am excited to learn what "MEV sandwich" means by being inside one. I am excited to discover that every "alpha" Telegram on Ethereum is just the same 400 guys who lost on Solana last cycle.

To the Solana community: thank you. You were my home. You taught me everything I know. You also took everything I had, but that's the deal we made. To Toly, to Mert, to the Jito validators who frontran me at migration — I hold no grudges. We are all just trying to make it.

See you on mainnet. Same degen, new gas fees.

[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

Sidelined?

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

@austin_hurwitz @solana You left @blowfishbot

[shoopy @shoopyeth]

Geek bar passed away this morning, had to give it a proper burial (throwing it in the trash), haven’t stopped thinking about it all day. Please pass for me

[Regen @RegenFNF]

We should Kill Shoopy