Brian K. Millard

Lover of film, writer of words, attempter of humor…

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Nerf Bat vs Super Soaker: Dawn of Justice #AddAToyImproveAMovie @midnight

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@PrisonPlanet Just for clarification, for those of us who heard him say it on camera, a camera which had an audio device, out of his own mouth, and who understand context… then what did he say? I don’t think he said it because the media says so, I know he did because I heard it myself.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/KK3jVpHAsv

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@AnthonyMackie I usually don’t give advice to celebrities, but when receiving a ball at first base, as a righty, put your right foot on the base. It’ll give you the best stretch and allow you to adjust to a bad throw. I’ll be watching next year... :) #AllStarCelebritySoftball

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@Shann_Q0 I can demonstrate my lack of education... all my cardboard is box shaped, no roll. Enjoy yours and congrats on the achievement!

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@FinancialTimes Definitely not gonna miss those episodes of “So You Think You Can President.”

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@GeonnCannon I hope he loses it on January 20... there’s still gonna be plenty to mock between now and then with the flaccid attempts at the court cases. And I wouldn’t mind a few returns in the not too distant future when the legit court cases start up, if you know what I mean...

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@olscrachjohnson @bruddahmon @JoeBiden The statistics may be accurate, but they’re useless and irrelevant to the point you think you’re trying to make.

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@olscrachjohnson @bruddahmon @JoeBiden Think about the high percentage of the population who don’t live on the coast and never go to the ocean and take into account that they will NEVER be in a position to get eaten by a shark and how they are also counted in that statistic. This is how you “lie” with statistics...

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@olscrachjohnson @bruddahmon @JoeBiden I was talking about the other commenter’s comparison. I have zero percent chance of being eaten by a shark since I haven’t been to the ocean in years. I go to the grocery store a lot so my chances of dying of gettin Covid are infinitely higher.

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@bruddahmon @olscrachjohnson @JoeBiden @POTUS “Early action?” :) That’s adorable...

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@SequoiaN It’s just like how when 1984 was written in 1949 they didn’t mention Reagan once! They could’ve at least warned him about that assassination attempt! What dicks writers are. Keeping all that future knowledge to themselves.

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No, I don’t know why I’m suddenly posting things to Twitter right now when I’ve posted like 4 times in the last 2 years... This is what happens when I get woken so damn early! 9 AM?! What is this shit. I have no prior knowledge of this time’s existence. When did this shit start?

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@molly_knight @AnaKasparian How is this fishy? Haven’t we all tooken off work and quit our 100k a year jobs to watch them play their job at one time or another? This language is perfectly clear to me. It’s the language of the collective. I mean, hive mind. The Borg? Ah, of the people... Yeah, the “people.”

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@johniadarola I hear solitaire is doing well... #BCCtheCDC

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@johniadarola They can’t get sick... The bleach in their systems is going to save them all! It’s hard to care about respiratory symptoms when you’re bleeding from the eyes and foaming at the mouth from injecting yourself with a healthy dose of liquid stupidity! #BCCtheCDC

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@olscrachjohnson @bruddahmon @JoeBiden @POTUS Not just states. Whole countries. Not ours, we fucked it up (back in Nov 2016) but some smarter, more empathetic, saner countries than us. But hey, if you listen to Trump’s “stats” the US has fewer cases than the world so... Now who‘s the global embarrassment? Oh, still us. Shit.

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@JoeBiden The first “beating” should be in airquotes because I’m a firm believer that you can only cheat so many times in a single round and still be able to call what you did a “win.”

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Yeah, well, sometimes you have to placate a weak narcissistic dictator’s fragile ego to make sure he doesn’t throw a tantrum that kills your citizens out of spite. “They like me! And they all pinky swore!” Grow the fuck up and pretend you’re President and not a bleach salesman.

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Don’t let Trump bury the data... #BCCtheCDC