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Chipotle twice in the same day #fatfuck

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I’m kinda like emmet from the Lego movie before he gets good at stuff

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The lone Clancy juror #basedasfuck

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What if we didn’t set the precedent what if we just did it this one time

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Sopranos reference

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Just asked a chipotle worker for more meat and he said no #fuckyou

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Never see bald homeless people they always got long luscious hair

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Now make all his underwear disappear as soon as he packs for a trip

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whole foods at 1 pm on a monday #milfcentral

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At the crime scene lol

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Jesus? The carpenter

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Older Asian women love bucket hats

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Saw a chick pumping her own gas with a dude in the car #bitch