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I meow at cats

[storm @shopifyqueue]

Patrick Bateman arc.

[TSA @TSA]

If you're headed to the airport, please secure your meowing meatloaf to avoid any incidents or delays. Thank you.

P.S. - Tell Fluffy our K9s said hi.

[M 🌙💜 | Creator of Game Over, Raigo @merikuros]

From the makers of Baki condoms comes the Baki Menstrual Cup!

Every month, your uterus challenges you to a fight. With the World’s Strongest Period Cup on your side, you’ll never face defeat again. 🔥💯

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[Rebecca 🪷 @RebeccaNotMsLay]

I see you have fries. Interestingly I also like fries

[xPetu @xPetu]

> be me
> be 16
> play league of legends every day after school
> hardstuck low master
> shen gets reworked
> try him out
> win every game
> roleswap from jungle to top lane to play shen
> reach challenger instantly
> friends say it doesnt count because EUNE
> transfer to EUW
> hardstuck low master again
> go to military
> play on laptop during weekends
> reach challenger on EUW
> friends say it doesnt count because my shen is freelo toplaner
> try to hit rank 1
> fail and give up
> go to university to study mathematics
> take a course on optimization
> code an algorithm to find the best shen build based on damage calculations
> complexity is O(n!)
> realize this problem is difficult
> take all optimization courses uni has to offer
> study machine learning
> study deep learning
> meet a Vayne main whos doing a phd in robotics
> watch him demo his custom algorithm that plays League
> team up to solve the build optimization problem
> spend a year trying different ideas
> finally get a good idea
> write masters thesis on league of legends build optimization
> realize we need more data to get better results
> you need a consumer application to get more data from Riot
> try to build an app
> realize neither of us can code websites
> find an Olaf main who rebuilt opgg for himself just for fun
> add him to the team
> build working app
> get more data from Riot
> realize shen jungle is viable with the right build
> roleswap back to jungle after 10 years of top lane
> spam shen jungle with optimized build
> make youtube video on it
> shen becomes the highest win rate jungler
> mfw

[storm @shopifyqueue]

@aiaurasecurity @zauthx402 ??? Who doesn’t put a lockout. Please find a new LLM

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

the trough is open piggies

[mac @GMMV33]

thinking of getting into fanfic writing

[Mask-And-Cheese @masc_and_cheese]

Literally just this

[not jimin @ikissjungkook]

having diarrhea in the jimin stall

[keenbiscuit. @keenbiscuit]

#umamusume

[Ian Connor @souljaian]

Back To The Slums Of Puma and Ray Ban You Go Fuck Nigga.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

oh to be ducks walking on Hydrangea petals

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

JFK drinking a white monster and smoking a cigarette sitting in his office (1962)

[Azelf @Azelf64]

Is this anything