heather smith

shopkeeper slave, facebook whore, happy lesbian, funny girl.

[heather smith @shopslag]

@DunstanEmma hi there dunny xx nails are shit. Will sort out smashing colour tomorrow lol xx

[heather smith @shopslag]

@iamwill I enjoy your odd, your idd, ur-nique, your niche, your Oz, your funiz and your kindnesses. You are a gentleman.

[heather smith @shopslag]

@lucylikesshoes @doctorchristian I love his shirts. They're just so bright and lovely. He looks so clean. Mancrush lol

[heather smith @shopslag]

@Danilowther shit! I think I tweeted when I just wanted to reply. Am such a twitter twat

[heather smith @shopslag]

@Danilowther is that a buy one get one free at Macbeth? Nasty offer. You're not normal?

[heather smith @shopslag]

@RylanClark so glad you got through xxx much love :-)))))

[heather smith @shopslag]

Seething. Never going on twitter again. It's like I'm some sort of leopard.

[heather smith @shopslag]

@RylanClark Am more facebook than twitter. Can't seem to send you a message! Here goes again; you are lovely and have my vote xxx

[heather smith @shopslag]

@Crash_Into_Ryan I did it!!! I'm a god xxx now back to the emerald city. . .

[heather smith @shopslag]

Nope, still don't get it :-( am off to Facebook for a sulk

[heather smith @shopslag]

@RylanClark love love love your style and speaky babe!!! You are far too fabulous to fit it. Keep being you. You have my vote xx

[heather smith @shopslag]

@Danilowther I think I've figured out twitter. Just me being a twat lol x

[heather smith @shopslag]

@RylanClark I think you are lovely, honey. Keep being fabulous. You have my vote xxx

[heather smith @shopslag]

Rylan Clark is welcome around my house anytime! We could sing along to records, drink cocktails, eat cake and be fabulous.

[heather smith @shopslag]

"computers have the right to not be subjected to verbal attacks or threats of violence" hmm, don't tell me my password is incorrect then!

[heather smith @shopslag]

@Rus7 hello there captain xx

[heather smith @shopslag]

@suziempixie @misjorgieporter massive ditto xx you are a pleasure to watch jorgie xx enjoy it and good luck. Love you Suzannemelton !

[heather smith @shopslag]

Not feeling the kansas retail magic today. Might drift off and try defying gravity . .

[The Rubbish Lesbian @rubbishles]

Any recommendations on how to clear a head? I need a brain Hoover. Swimming? Meditation? #help

[heather smith @shopslag]

@rubbishles I feel the same. Gonna run over the snowy fields opposite and try not to rile the horses - might wear cap and shades a la madge