BREAKING: per fucking sources: Bruins sign Patrik Elias, Ken Daneko, Brian Rolston, Brian Rafalski and Dave Andreychuk to 1 year 1 way $700,000 contracts for the remainder of the 2017-2018 season #TSN
Smh out here baked as a Christmas ham, got a back surgury for every major I’ve won, and I’m still hitting it past these kids.. Told Fowler I curl more than that MFer weighs, arms looking super fucking juiced today #GOATSZN
Just took a pre-round bong rip in the clubhouse, went outside and told them to change my name on the leaderboard to “GOAT.” Fuck it feels good to be back #Mr14Majors