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How do you eat a whale? One bite at a time.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Play that song, DJ.

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@espablohoney @MLB @Nike Come with me and you’ll see an field of nothing left to your imagination 🤣🤣🤣( sang to Willy wonka)

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What I imagine happened at @MLB uniform planning.
Designer: make sure the fans like it
Employee choosing textiles: so we’re only concerned about the fans
Designer: yes, Only fans
Textiles: I know the perfect white fabric 4 @OnlyFans
#Nike #fabletics #seethrough #white #uniforms

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I see games like tonight’s as an opportunity for @umterps basketball to partner with @LensCrafters or @_Visionworks for the refs need an eye check of the game segments

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@ValeWolf @sur_rules But Sandoval*

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

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@Nightsever88 @BaltimoreOEM @BaltimoreDPW The test was from the 19th apparently takes a few days to get back … but yeah prob at least a week 🤬

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This post is everything!

[Orioles Fan Ryan @OriolesFanRyan]

Every picture and video of the Orioles’ celebration that I can find, rated on a scale of 1-10, a thread:

[Orioles Fan Ryan @OriolesFanRyan]

Uncle Mike dong bong. 10/10.

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Webb in again shooting cannons…“Webb cannons” has such a Spider-Man vibe. I’m here for our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man #jacobwebb66 @Orioles

[ali evans @helloalievans]

Did Xavier just say “the issue isn’t that we all collectively bullied Peter, this issue is that Brayden told him about it?”

#thebachelorette

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

What a clip. I can’t stop watching.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

USA vs. Netherlands will be the first time in #FIFAWWC history the last tournament's finalists face each other in the group stage ⚔️

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@masnOrioles give the camera man some privacy they didn’t sign up to have their lives on tv

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The moment you realize @RobLongSports is right behind you

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@Jason_Tartick I 💯 percent agree

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Finally free thanks to @BCFDL734

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Stuck in the elevator at @Topgolf in #Baltimore

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My boyfriend sends me this drinking at the bar right outside the door #lucky