No Context Humor & Jokes

Just a bunch of jokes - never ending funny short jokes.
Maybe you see some fresh and have a joke to share with friends.
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How many movie stars does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. They hold the bulb & the world revolves around them. 🌍💡#CelebJoke #BulbJoke #funnyjokes

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😂 But don't ask him for a speech – he's a bit stuffed up today. #DadJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He looks at the bulb and it lights up out of respect. 💡😎 #ChuckNorrisJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It lost its connection and couldn't find its charger in life. Now it's on a quest for a better signal. 📱😅 #DadJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Turns out, even in the afterlife, it's all about having a spine. 💀😂 #DadJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'd rather stay in the dark and turn it into material for their next show. 💡😆 #BulbJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged on its way to work! Seems like even in the bean world, it's brew or be brewed. ☕😂 #DadJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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What does a movie say to its audience on a bad day? I know I've got my faults, but please, don't pause to judge me. 🎬😅 #MovieJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. That's why libraries are so quiet when he's around. 📚😂 #ChuckNorris #ChuckNorrisJoke #funnyjokes

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! But don't worry, he's too humble to make it a straw poll. 🌾😂 #DadJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they'll turn it into a 10-minute routine about how dark their life was before they saw the light. 💡😂 #BulbJoke #DadJoke #funnyjokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU'RE a poo! 🚪😂 #KnockKnock #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Even the encyclopedia has begged for mercy. 📚😂 #ChuckNorris #ChuckNorrisJoke #funnyjokes

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! Baristas are now brewing up a storm to catch the culprit. ☕😂 #DadJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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How many celebrities does it take to change a light bulb? Just one to hold the bulb and the world revolves around them. But then they tweet about it for more light. 💡🌍 #CelebJoke #BulbJoke #funnyjokes

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Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It lost its connection and felt its life had no charge left. Now it's looking for a better outlet! 🔌😂 #DadJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Seriously though, they're great at bone-jangling dance-offs! 💀🕺#DadJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! But honestly, he told me his secret was just sticking to his goals. 🌾🏆 #DadJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade. 💍♠️ #marriageJoke #RandomJoke #funnyjokes

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Just watched a documentary on beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen. Now, if only they'd do a sequel on ducks... Pond-ering the possibilities! 🦫🎥 #DadJoke #MovieJoke #funnyjokes