biigredcouch

actor, playwright, poet, musician. search “biig red couch” wherever you stream music. link to links ⬇️

[biigredcouch @short_chad]

I got a whole series of horror movies about a pregnant serial murderer:

Killing for 2
Killing for 2 2
Killing for 2: Delivered for Evil
Killing for 2 4: Postpartum
Killing for 2: Rebirth

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“it’s the CHICKS!” it’s THE chicks!”

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@bobby__neil you’re telling me I got 17 shots but no 38?

[Bobby Neil @bobby__neil]

BREAKING: Man Finds Glock In His 'Rari

[Bobby Neil @bobby__neil]

Extra virgin olive oil? No thank you, I already have enough

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the way i be runnin my hands under the air dryer is big 6-7 coded

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my dad asked me my opinion on the Will Smith slap this week. YEAH. It’s still got legs

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I saw three 20-something girls saying VERY NICE HOW MUCH and wow it feels good to feel something

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it seems Best Buy is doing just fine!

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Also the farts are mysteriously odorless

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SHOUTOUT EDIBLE PASTES
today I had:
Peanut butter for breakfast
Hummus for lunch
Guacamole for appetizer
More guac for dinner
I CAN’T STOP FARTING HELP

[biigredcouch @short_chad]

BOOGER WITCH, NOOOOO!
BOOGER WITCH, PLEASEEE!
BOOGER WITCH, WHYYYYY!?
SHOW ME MERCY, BOOGER WITCH!

[biigredcouch @short_chad]

What a glorious day! I’ve cut my fingernails and my toenails on the same day 🤷🏻‍♂️💅🏻

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Do I use ChatGPT? Nah,
more like BrainThatsInMe

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https://t.co/2oGGYs6prx

NEW ALBUMMMMMMMMMM

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my favorite is when an up and coming artist, in a fully formed attempt to breakthrough, releases their own cover of Creep

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I’m Santa’s nephew, Seenta, and I seenta kid that’s in need of a gift

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cut this thing into pieces
this is a chocolate torte
all the gluten, I’m feeding
don’t give a frick if I bite my lip eating

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After all she was a great big squirrel,
With lots of places to run to
Nuts that she had to hide, tryin she,
Digging holes where she was gonna keeper-
Nuts and stuff!
Alright!
Hide ‘em quickly baby!
Gotta last (gotta last) all winter!
She was… an American Squirrel