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infidel. ultra / maga

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

Top quality work by @BurnieSendersX

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@JohnCleese John, you're getting ratioed again....

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@chrissy_blair she was the best part of the broadcast

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@KtownKryp0King @paramountplus it started working for me...a miracle for sure. best of luck!!!

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@paramountplus @ufc hey now, it's working when it counts! I take it all back LOL

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@paramountplus @ufc your app sucks so bad. i have a brand new Sony Bravia and I can't stream any of your popular shows (Reacher movies, UFC250) on my TV. Only works on my computer. Can't even cast UFC250 to my TV. The only shows that work are the ones I don't want to watch.

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@Arzee92253660 @HereWeGoAga1n69 @Rightanglenews are you dim? it was removed like yesterday, after over a year of being up, and after they gave the family all the money

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@LuvEvelynClaire @UHDPICSTARS I was like...am i reading this wrong? 🤣

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@elonmusk nothing compared to the voter fraud

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

So true.

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@dubbihg you had one fucking job

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@awkwardgoogle thats a god damn death manchine

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The water is ON, the Reflecting Pool is reflecting, and D.C. is looking better than ever.

We are so back. THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP. 🇺🇸

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@rachelholtmusic thanks, Rachel

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@harryjsisson lol, thats actually funny

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@martinamcbride another TDS victim

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

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@MayorFrey nice ratio, idiot

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@Viperino97 @heyitsmeCarolyn well, thats the problem, Viper. it's not just the celebrations....