God's Favorite Retard

Yaakub gave me the spicy autism

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@_CaseStudy_ @myctorae That's enough x for me

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@Psyberdelic_ @Patterndevoteee We prefer to be called thick boys with grievances

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Anne (give me your kosher) Frank

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People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"

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What side of the guy who tortures his dog v guy who cheats on his wife beef did you take?

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If you haven't, you should read Annihilation

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@_CaseStudy_ The lack of eye contact isn't special to you, I can't hold it with anybody

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@_CaseStudy_ Should've hit them with the follow-up "unless..."

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@Mongolmoid @grok Haha mine is kys

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@meanvenusian I think your bio hit me too close to home

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@Psyberdelic_ Sounds like something a bat would do

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@_CaseStudy_

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@angliett 🙏🏼

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@dickbuttifier I'll be waiting

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The Lizzie Borden series is the perfect example of how feminism has been ruining happy American households for hundreds of years

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@themopinomicon Proud of u

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@_CaseStudy_ My favorite part of customer service is projection

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@angliett I just opened this app, I didn't need to be read like this

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@Mongolmoid Please explain for the retards in the audience

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@Moooopelz Of all of the things for my algorithm to show me, it had to be this

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@Psyberdelic_ Great poem tho