Sending a member of staff to spy from behind a tree is such a rookie move.
Sending an actual player up to train with another team, pretending you wanted to sell him, then recalling the lad just to play against the same opponent and thrash them 4-1....
Now that's a King move #pafc
@SamDown93 I booked a holiday in football season (April) in December for the first time in my life. I knew I missed the derby but I didn’t care, we were that bad when you posted this.