ShortCryptoGuy

In the process of learning how to lose money while trading crypto.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

If you have a subscription for any kind of trade signals or tools, think about it for a moment. If they have the ultimate tool or technique, why do they want to share it with you for money? They could make unlimited money if they have the things they advertise. $btc #tradfi

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@GamewithDave Diablo 2

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Bought a coffee this morning

Black, no milk, no syrup

Someone poured liquid into a cup

Took eleven seconds

Then she flipped the iPad around

30%

35%

40%

For a $6 coffee that took eleven seconds to make

The line behind me was six deep

All watching

30% is the new 0%

Everyone knows it

Nobody says it

I pressed custom

Typed $0

The barista looked at me

The guy behind me looked at me

My wife looked at the ceiling

We left

Went to lunch after

Waiter brought water and bread without being asked

Took our order

Checked on us twice

Refilled drinks

Cleared plates

I tipped 25%

My wife said "you just gave the waiter 25% and the barista nothing"

I said "correct"

She stared at me

I said "one of them did a job. The other one turned an iPad around."

She took the check out of my hands

After lunch we stopped for frozen yogurt

The kids served themselves

Picked their own toppings

Weighed their own cups

I paid by the ounce

Then the screen flipped around

35%

40%

45%

I looked at my seven-year-old who had just done the entire job

I pressed no tip

The teenager behind the counter didn't blink

She already knew

My wife grabbed my arm and walked me out

In the car she was quiet

Then she said "I can never take you anywhere"

I said "just not the places with iPads"

She didn't laugh

But she didn't disagree

Tipping used to mean something

Now it's just a screen that guilt-trips you in front of strangers

I don't negotiate against myself

Not at work

Not at a frozen yogurt shop

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@TechFocused @ShardiB2 and the same who announced tesla roadster in 2017

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@Diablo whhaaaaaaaattt

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

All my respect to $btc bulls, 72k is the great wall of bitcoin.

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@astekz

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@astekz Oh god, I really like your X account but please don’t ruin my long, I swear it feels like a whale likes to countertrade your X positions xd

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

We are at the verge of a great reset. It might not happen today but eventually it will happen and it would be a great time for another token to challenge $eth for the second best. Because $eth deserves it.

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

<70k $btc incoming and we are still not there yer

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

<80k $btc incoming. just the beginning

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

<80k $btc incoming. just the beginning

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@coinmamba If you collect enough, eth will trade above 3000 again!

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@manfrommaralea @visegrad24 This reply needs to be on the top so people don't make false assumptions based on the media who knows pretty much nothing about technology.

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@ShardiB2 AFAIK it has nothing to do with anonymity. There are technologies that can tell if you are under or over 16 without giving your ID.

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@AlexMasonCrypto EU is doing everything it can to destroy europe and its economy.

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@Kryptonomanos @CryptoPoseidonn I checked it and I think you lied about the comedian part!

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@Kryptonomanos @CryptoPoseidonn He is talking about you future wife, not the current one XD

[ShortCryptoGuy @shortcryptoguy]

@ShardiB2 And also men average life expectancy will be increased by 20%

[ElliottScalper @ElliottScalper]

It is really f annoying how 100k+ accounts are sharing bull and bear tweet in a same day but every day then re-tweet the working one.
Literally all of them are doing this and somehow it is becoming extremely boring for me in 2025
#CryptoTwitter #cryptoscene #CryptoCommunity $btc