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@punishedpoetato thought you were in des moines cuz we also had a wells fargo arena. it's now the casey's center named after a gas station LMAO

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

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@pastaquincy I had to go to the hospital during a meeting @ work for this exact reason

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@Imavirgin1568 @i_am_ticklish @marilynomics WHY ARE THERE FIFTY SOMALI FLAGS ON IT?????? REDESIGN WHEN??!?!?!?!??

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the diddymobile

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@dukes55710 @RainingKetchup YES!!!!!!!!!!! Specifically the intro

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@ThatFellaJake @RobSandIA Sioux County will flip when Rob's done

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this is what plays in my head 24/7

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Yoshis have taken over Universal Studios Hollywood for Fan Fest Nights.

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@freazel22797309 @AndooAss no wonder why balatro is so peak...

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eric adams is like the comic relief character who gets abducted by aliens mid-movie and at the end it's revealed that he became their leader

[kos_data @kos_data]

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian.

He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

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@dcody09 @councilofdc Not enough outsized influence and leverage to mean anything.

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@dcody09 @councilofdc There's no reason to spend billions of dollars to move for literally no reason, especially when wherever that will be will have a bunch of people move there anyways to work in the gov't. You still haven't explained to me what's so magical about capitals that they can't be states.

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@dcody09 @councilofdc That was created back when nobody lived in DC. Now it has a population larger than either Wyoming or Vermont.

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@dcody09 @councilofdc Who said the capital can't be in a state? It's been in a state multiple times before DC was created, and most (if not all) other democracies either have their capital in a state/equivalent, or have it be its own with fair representation in its legislature.

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i'm in a bad place right now (marshalltown)

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@Nasaaeaoa Yep, she showed me her sheriff badge

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@TheScrotumThief @algo512 steven doesn't work on face cards

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.