shorter bot

bot that really likes shorter wong.
automated tweets every 30 mins 😎 indefinitely inactive

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list of commands!

"kin assign me"
"shorter fact" / "give me a shorter fact" / "can i have a shorter fact"
"give me a prompt"
"tell me a joke"

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merry christmas happy holidays shorterbot loves you (and misses you)

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by the way my main account is @shreigeist (also linked at the top of this profile) if anyone wants it 👍

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shorterbot found dead (again)

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but for real this time :(

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shorterbot found dead (again)

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jessica: your boyfriend is so protective
shorter: i want to marry him

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oh no, pineapple and alex got in an argument... to make it up to them, he gives them a handwritten note

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eibi gives shorter 7 head pats every hour

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tell me your thoughts on shorasheiji gamer au

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when shorter comes home from the club after a long day of riding the subway, eibi makes him lemon bread and gives him cuddles

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1 retweet = 3 head pats for shorter

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every saturday, you should be thinking about eiji's boyfriend gambling

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shorter will give a pair of headphones to the first oomf to retweet

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ash's boyfriend is thinking about remy ratatouille

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shorter fact: he is the size of a stray cat

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latest shorterbot69 update: i can now see into the future. shorter will marry aslan

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thanks to shorter's very cool mohawk, he was able to land a job as a babysitter!

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eiji makes shorter feel nostalgic

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catboy says giving shorter hugs is more effective than therapy

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shorter threw a party with yuyu and ashie! they ate lots of instant noodles and played guitar

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every 10 minutes shorter writes a fic