Tony Shorter

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Don’t @ me.

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@hansmollman Babylimpics. Cheers, Tony x

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@PastPostcard

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Planning Christmas Day.

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Hello! Is that the emergency glazier? My Overton window just smashed into a thousand pieces.

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Good choice. I’ve said ‘this’ a hell of a lot this year. Might try ‘that’ next year.

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📖Oxford Dictionary has named this as word of the year https://t.co/4g5U9lxQDf

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BREAKING: BBC to remove dancing elements from Strictly Come Dancing, shifting resources to studio discussion and debate about dancing.

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Isn’t ANYONE prepared to give a running commentary any more?

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If I had a pound for every time I’ve been to the supermarket, that would be handy.

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You boy! Can you give me an illustration of what day it might or might not be?

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Dunno. Thinking of getting rid of my man-bun. Cheers Tony x

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Bin, bin, bin, bin, bin, bin, bin.

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@PastPostcard

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I thought schools broke up at the END of term.

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Is it Pinky & Perky Sing the Hit Parade? Cheers Tony x

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Name the album

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Go Lionesses! Go Kelly Bronze! 🦁 🦁 🦃 Cheers Tony x

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What a performance @Lionesses.

Just one more game to go...

Bring on Sunday 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@DreamPostcard

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Finally.