Mickey Asteriou

Author of "Lake of Power" (and, yeah, still fat and boring.)

[Mickey Asteriou @ShortFatGuy]

Upcoming models could come in 5 bolder shades. https://t.co/6ifB2C0zwo via @lkahney

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@RNCResearch Biden shows compassion.
GOP astounded.

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Okay. That's it. I'm done.

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X?
It’s going to be X?
The name everyone else uses as a placeholder till they think of something better?
…And you’re proud of this?

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Sure hope the smoky air clears up in time for the cookouts and fireworks! 💨

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Dear CBS/Paramount: Release Star Trek Picard Season 3 in 4K Ultra HD! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/p1BQClF1tj via @Change

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Kudos to Trump on getting a Man Who’s a Dickhead award from MI Republicans.

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Practicing for the showers.

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

Trump's unusual speech during a speech in Michigan, which became the subject of ridicule in American social networks.

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@Wordscapes DRESS and TRESS

[Fernand R. Amandi @AmandiOnAir]

Every SINGLE @HouseGOP member voted to move forward with impeachment proceedings against President Biden despite the fact President Biden has not committed a single impeachable offense.

THE @GOP IS A DANGEROUS, TREASONOUS, FACIST CULT.

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Are Twitterbots programmed to have compassion? Please help my friend Brian. https://t.co/SlqBXeDeM3

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@freep “Giant baby acts like giant baby.”

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@JudiciaryGOP If you meant that emoji to be a horse’s ass then yes, definitely.

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Thank God a day has been set aside for nerds to say something about "Star Wars" on the internet.

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To that special someone…
Acting like a dick does not make people think you’re tough. It makes people think you’re a dick.

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.@Twitter An app question - Why is it so difficult to close a full-screen image? Why is the x so small? And what is the point of letting it disappear when trying to tap on it.

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Shouting “Shame!” at Republican politicians serves no purpose. You have to explain what it is first.

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Oh. Tennessee Republicans are FOR children being slaughtered in schools. Good to know. #TennesseeThree

[Andy Ihnatko @Ihnatko]

Tomorrow is one of those rare holidays that is recognized and embraced by much of the world: International Keep Off The Internet Day. It began as an exasperated response to bad April Fool's posts and will live on as a nudge to keep parks and books and stuff in our daily mix.

[Mickey Asteriou @ShortFatGuy]

Once more, with feeling: Hey, Donald! C U Next Tuesday!!!