Kass Vexzi

Level 10 Goblin Alchemist - Bomber / Danger to Society (and herself!) / 18+ Fantasy/Modern account, no minors!

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

"Best be careful sugah, I'm not the kinda gal you should be hanging with!"

💣Kass, Short Tempered Chaos
💣Destructive Force
💣Surprisingly Good Painter
💣18+ RP account with adult themes
💣That Means NO Minors!

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@RedOfWines Really she's just curious as to what all he had. She's clocked that there's something special with him, but not yet why.

The trinkets though...yes, she's perusing them. Just to see if anything could improve her gear or assets.

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@HellishCurves Why

Nothing bad ever happens when she's around.

c:

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

Certainly not being mischievous.

:)

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@RookOfIshgard Instructions unclear.

Goblin eating doughnuts.

[Elyzabeth Sadler @RookOfIshgard]

❝Elyzabeth Sadler, adventurer extraordinaire! ...What do you mean you’ve never heard of me?!❞

♖ FFXIV RP OC
♔ 18+ Themes
♕ MV Friendly
♘ Casual ∤ serious RP

❝Buy me a drink! I’ve a wonderful tale for you!❞

♗| ↻ & ♡ |♗

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@RedOfWines Naaaaaah~

Dangerous, sure, but only if you dont respect the craft!

Is like...cars. She's seen cars in modern age. Big machine that sends itself forward at super speeds.

Same thing. Those are dangerous if you dont respect them.

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@RedOfWines It can be.

She usually only hears it when she's making her bombs. Material going plap as she molds it.

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

Absolutely not planning any destructive pranks today.

You cannot hold her liable.

That's not her grenade--

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@RedOfWines Sniff sniff.

Hmph. Weird smell.

She's watching from behind something resembling cover, her eyes going over his features.

Weird human. Weird smell. Weiiiiird.

The urge to prank is rising.

[Hoxton @RedOfWines]

𝕴 𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧,
𝕴 𝐚𝐦 𝐣𝐨𝐲,
𝕴 𝐚𝐦 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡: 𝙖 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜, 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙡.
┉┉┅┄ ⊰ XV ⊱ ┄┅┉┉

⠀• 18+ OC
⠀• Dᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ 𝙸.𝙲.
⠀• Aʟᴡᴀʏs Oᴘᴇɴ RP
⠀⠀Aɴᴅ ᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs... Dᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜsʟʏ MᴜʟᴛɪVᴇʀsᴇ

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@AzureRadiance__ "Look, they said they wished they could have a larger set of springs for how many people they got! How was I supposed to know it was just joke?!"

She tried to 'add' an extra set of pools for the springs.

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@AzureRadiance__ Oh, don't you worry.

I'll make sure to bring out my special babies for you. <3

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@AzureRadiance__ I'm offering only that if it's good, I'll be happy.

If it's bad, I'm going to see how strong and durable you are.

And not in bed.

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@AzureRadiance__ Hmph.

Silly man. Trying to get into panties before date or anything. Lucky you're cute.

See what you can find~

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@AzureRadiance__ Hmmmm-

Yes yes. But is difficult.

Most design for one or the other. Form without function, function without form.

Is difficult to find. Most pretty ones tear so easy.

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

@HorniHuman7 Food.

[Kass Vexzi @shortfusegoblin]

Hungry.

And she's still banned from the tavern.