Prashant Pandey

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[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but at the same time you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

[Prashant Pandey @shortilk]

What the dog doin’?

[Dr. Android @Teknovist]

Nothing Watch (1)

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“Comeback hoga, ab hoga comeback” abe tune pehle kaunsa kucch ukhaada tha ki wapas repeat kar paaye.

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Kab tak ADHD ke sahare baitha rahunga yaar

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KYUKI UNKI COUNTRY MEIN ZARURAT NAHI

[Kantala fc @ifOnlyKantala]

Australian women won world cup 7 times, england women won world cup 4 times

None of them defamed men but here we go, won rigged wc and started as usual propaganda

[Prashant Pandey @shortilk]

Mai sochta hu pehle yeh karunga fhir woh karunga fhir yaha jaunga fhir aise rahunga fhir yeh karunga aur fhir mai thakk ke din bhar reels dekhne lagta hu ☹️

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CHUP KAR BKL. Khush aadmi ko jeene de

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It really feels great when people stop treating woman’s cricket like toddlers playing and start giving them the respect they deserve.

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@ayushmannk

[Vampyr Vlad (☥𝐃𝐁) @ImmortalBitesDB]

As Halloween is coming...

[Prashant Pandey @shortilk]

Chutiye jaise beech mein ungli rakh ke dono colours ko same samajh raha tha

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Why do women have to sexualise everything men post. This one was for the boys.

[awkwardgoat3 🐐 @DivijaBhasin]

Why do men like to get naked on social media for views?

Feeling bad for his future wife.

Leave something to the imagination at least tsk tsk

[Prashant Pandey @shortilk]

Mummy mana karegi na

[glucosebiscuit 🥀 @glucosebiscuit]

why are Indian men afraid of baddies

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Alcohol Neha, the answer is alcohol

[Neha Nagar @nehanagarr]

What is the hardest addiction to quit?

- Mobile
- Instagram
- Po*n
- Sugar
- Something else

[Prashant Pandey @shortilk]

Jim halpert

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Leaving the office after showing up 17 minutes late, sending one email and flirting with the secretary all day

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Mujhe lagta hai therapist ke paiso ke liye jo trauma jhel raha hu woh hi mere zindagi ki irony ban chuki hai.

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Yeh chocolate kaise khaa lete log it literally looks like potty

[Ankita @beyondankita]

ye beer kaise pi lete log it literally looks like susu

[Prashant Pandey @shortilk]

Thandi beer naam rakhneke baad bhi yeh tweet karna padd raha 😭

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Johnny depp

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

He is Ajeet bharti, a middle aged Bihari youtuber who lives in Noida.

He was born into a Bhumihar family in Bihar.

He is close to the BJP government and often says, “government and system are ours.”

2 days ago, allegedly on instructions from a BJP leader, he went to the Yamuna River in Delhi to make a video about the river’s water.

He was reportedly supposed to say that Yamuna water has become cleaner under the BJP government and that every Delhiite should drink it as it will be beneficial for their health.

However, when he saw that the water was not drinkable at all, he simply held a glass, posed for a photo as if he were drinking, and then threw the water back into the Yamuna without actually drinking it.

But Someone secretly recorded the entire incident and exposed him on social media.

Since then, Ajeet Bharti has been frustrated and has been abusing everyone who exposed him.

This incident tells one thing that social media is very powerful tool, don’t underestimate this.

[Prashant Pandey @shortilk]

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