Short King 🔱

[Steel Industry Drunk @HillbillyExec]

Stoner:
-gay
-retarded
-porn addict
-poor

Alcoholic:
-family man
-pillar of the community
-beautiful wife
-patriot
-rich

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“you’re just blinded by nostalgia”

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

How is this a Dutch scoccer player?

[Mario ZNA @MarioBojic]

Moroccans living in the Netherlands are celebrating Morocco's victory over the Netherlands, the country that has took them in as refuges.

You can't make this shit up!

[Short King 🔱 @shortkingCrypto]

@UTDKarra Tickets are mad expensive. I believe it’s the resellers right ?

[dodic @iamdodic]

You have a degree and think you made it in life while in Monaco billionaires have their own playground for F1

[alexei @alexeixbt]

pov: one week in monaco and now your standards are unrealistic

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

These people don't appear on any published rich list.

The shadows and gutters of global finance are filled with anonymous billionaires, heirs, and villains.

And we don't have a clue.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

how billionaires are gathering for the f1 weekend in monaco and you're talking about being realistic

[Lil Gavin ❄️ @Handsome_yuppie]

Everyone: "Have you heard that Dan Bilzerian and Nick Fuentes are fighting?"

Chud the Builder's subplot:

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

You'd need to be paid $10,000 a week to have the same spending power as a kid working McDonalds in July of 1971

The math says it's that bad now

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

As a man after 27 years of age you've only 3 choices

- Marry ugly women
-Be a stepdad
- Single forever

(if you're not rich)

[The Vital Path @PathOfVitality]

If you wait too long, the coffee gets cold and the door slams shut.
​You get older, she moves on, and your dreams become ghosts.
​Stop waiting for the right time.
Act with extreme urgency today.

[Bert Goochland Jr. @BertGoochland]

I just wanna get even more jacked, do drugs, play golf, wear wife beaters, get tan, and occasionally bang some fine shit. Is that too much to ask?

[MarginCalled @JPowFleshlight]

my personal tier list of racetams,

everyone reacts differently

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

TAKE A DEEP BREATH

AND REMEMBER WHO THE FUCK YΩU ARE

[Wisdom & Boats @wisdomandboats]

The most beautiful realization is the you can just choose to live life like this

There’s really nothing holding you back except yourself