jordan ortmeier

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

Happy to spend easter on Santa Monica Pier! http://t.co/meKEGvFMz8

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

@AKruges12 so happy I got to see you!

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

All I want is to have time to fit in a good workout #alwaysinandout #notimeatall

[Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw]

Ok even the blind 16 year old is having more sex than any of us. Is this some kind of joke, Pretty Little Liars?

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

@danibobani03 yesssss!!!!

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

Someone get me out of watching this scary movie #distractions

[Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw]

JWoww is pregnant and I'm just over here like thanks for the Christmas Tupperware mom.

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

All my purse has in it right now is a calculator and a bud light #finalsweek

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

Even white boys got the shout #babygotback

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

I really feel like watching the sound of music #suddenurge #mustsatisfyit

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

Christmas music in the mall gets me amped #loveit #keepitcoming

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

Its decided...not getting out of my pajamas all day #harrypottermarathon #stupify

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

This year was by far my favorite thanksgiving of all time #mexico #friends #clubs #memories

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

I DO ENJOY CATCHING THE OTHER TEAM'S PASSES

[Corn Fed Sports @CornFedSports]

Afro. Thunder.

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

Can i please just be in mexico now #24morehours

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

They cowboy boots in our union #nebraskaforya #thegoodlife

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

Who even needs relationships these days #overrated

[jordan ortmeier @shortmeier]

The library is really big for never having any of the books that I need #whatsinthere #nothinguseful