Ashley Short

The top Ramen Noodle maker of all time

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

@rissatunechi HAHA i meant to send this to you

[Noriah @noriaaahj]

A baby went to a 4th of July parade & left an orphan. The way we’re living in this country makes zero sense..

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

It’s the guns. Not the doors. Not video games. Not Godlessness. It is the guns. It’s the fucking guns. It’s the guns. The guns. The guns. For fuck’s sake, what are we doing?

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

WHO EXERCISES IN A DRESS

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Good morning to everyone except Julianna Zobrist.

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

@Chief_Kokomo i asked you 4 times yesterday if you wanted to go to the game IRL.....

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

@Chief_Kokomo @allacazam @barstoolcarl 0

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Georgia on my mind

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

@realDonaldTrump phew tg he wasted time figuring this one out

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

i only keep twitter to look at @chrissyteigen tweets and they never disappoint. Best thing and person in 2020. I love you

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

DID @Clorox STOP MAKING 409

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

They should give Serena Williams credit for winning another grand slam for this post.

[NPR @NPR]

Barack Obama: "Just remember, this country was founded on protest ... every step of progress in this country, every expansion of freedom, every expression of our deepest ideals has been won through efforts that made the status quo uncomfortable."
https://t.co/4wWOItz5Zl

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

name some better than grilled bbq chicken thighs

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

@allacazam this happens when I study/do any kind of math for a long period of time, I go to sleep and feel like albert einstein

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

@netflix I hope you drop some dope shit over the next month. Really counting on you.

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

@Chief_Kokomo

[Ashley Short @shortpenis]

@worth_bos The Boys - Amazon Prime