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I’m like the dr zhivago of pussy waxing

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I think I have to break up with the guy I gave a bj to on Monday

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I hate the door in a hotel room that leads to another hotel room

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The flavor of how people are driving this week

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At the bar looking at my
Own nudes, hoping someone will see

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You can find me parked outside my house on my phone

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Feel free to check your vibe at the door !

[Caroline @8e888e]

It ain’t eazy bein’ sleazy

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Something has come over me I am hearting every single instagram story

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@8e888e You left a container in my couch

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Keeping young means doing shjt like having m&ms for lunch in a calorie deficit

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

one drink in. even if you experience "love" you'll still feel alone, love and oneness won't magically start pouring from the world when you're worthy. when you're picking up your kids from school at 5:30pm on a tuesday in 2042 you'll feel alone. so you have to do it for yourself

[The Judge @hundrednamed]

@amphetaminenap i think the derision of all things Twee is an extension of this: tweeness is an aesthetic marker of things like the Occupy movement whose failure communicates to us the futility of hope. i wanna write a paper about it sometime but need to get my notes straight

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@apol0gist Ong the house you’re moving into is YOHR HOUSE!?!??!?!

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Kissing ass and taking names

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Accidentally wrapped up in my thoughts on the train and said “baby” out loud staring out the window

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Tonight’s gonna be a great night, I’m going to drip oil in my ears

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My New toxic single person trait is calling anyone in a relationship “married”

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Holy shit get me here

[Spoon & Tamago @Johnny_suputama]

competitive daydreamers gathered in Tokyo today for the “2024 Space-out Competition”

Heart rates were checked and anyone who laughs, talks or dozes off was eliminated during the 90 min competition.

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cracking up thinking about how I was at the hospital when my sister gave birth and one of the attending nurses asked me how I made my steak and I spent several minutes describing to her how I cook steak