Samuel Healy

Writer. Comedian. Weird Dude.

[Samuel Healy @shortstopsammy]

18 years ago, @MikeMiller_13 hit one of the most important shots in @GatorsMBK history with an assist from @TeddyDupay. What happens to the Gators program if that shot doesn't go in? @GatorsChris @GatorHoops @osgators @mattbonner_15 @ThisIsUD

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@PardonMyTake I’m starting to see more and more of your merch in thrift stores. Just thought you should know.

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@nickbueno Dude is definitely a Mets fan, he knows what's up

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@ean_pynes @middlebrooks He’s no Wade Boggs. I stopped following Sox after pink Sox nation right around 2013 so makes sense. God bless to you and your families 🙏🏻

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@dcsportsbog Love Bradley Beal, but is there anything more lame than calling someone "straight lame?"

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@MLBNetwork @chrisgranger313 https://t.co/9YndClZBTk

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@LukeyBonner @mattbonner_15 A free one year Planet Fitness membership? That's like a $27 value!!!

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@redd1985 Cake-eater looking sexy as fuck with that flow

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@Coach_Greenman BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

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@TheRealJOB @Swopevt Hokie RESPECT

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@TheRealJOB @Swopevt LET THE BIG DOGS EAT

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@cityofpalms1 Wow was Jordan the shortest guy on that team? 👀👀👀👀

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@CatherinVaritek @MartinPerez54d Is @catherinvaritek Jason's daughter? Damn I feel old ...

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@clubtrillion This take is EVERYTHING. Only counter-argument: The Applebee's in Chestnut Hill closed a few years back so he'll need a new spot to get down and dirty ...

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How I wake up and get ready for an @AU_MBasketball game @jakelam2116

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@auhoopspodcast

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@coach_strine @Coach_Greenman @Jtodaizzo @joshalexander34 @johnnyoneil14 @espn I saw dunk shot and wondered when Hubie Brown got twitter lol

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@BillBelichique

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@BillBelichique Amazing Comparison , i'm gonna work on a video now . lollllz