Jenny

[Jenny @shortstuff430]

Being a mom is literally the most exhausting thing ever. With that being said, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. But a bitch is tired 😭😂

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Good thing y’all didn’t elect an emotional woman. 😂

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

You don’t hate this administration enough.

You really fucking don’t.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

We don’t have $1.7B to help struggling families or fix the healthcare system, but we do have it to pay rioters who smeared shit on the walls at the US Capitol and beat police officers on Jan. 6th.

This country is so fucked up

[Chiamaka Nwakalor-Egemba @chef_amakaa]

We have spent years being told it is “just a period problem” while our skin, our weight, our mood, and our energy were all falling apart. Today, the medical world finally admitted you were right.
PCOS is now PMOS.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

“Sorry gas prices are sky high and you’ll never own a home — anyway check out these grainy UFO pics!”

Cannot overstate how stupid these people think we are.

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

And there you have it, folks.

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

I'm supposed to clap like a good little seal because the Strait of Hormuz was opened back up... exactly like it was before we attacked Iran?

Only now gas is more expensive, billions of taxpayer dollars have been wasted, and American lives have been lost?

Nah, I'm good.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

The. Strait. Was. Already. Opened. When. He. Started. This. Shit. You. MAGA. Dummies.

[Ms. Regular Degular… @Kay_Leinese]

Tomorrow April Fool’s Day but ain't shit funny right now so don't come fucking playing with me. 😭😭😭

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

I wanna say fuck this job every day but it's actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down 😭

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

I'm not as disrespectful as I could be & I want ppl to be more grateful for that 🤣

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

It’s only Tuesday 😩 & I’m ready to
wrap this week up already 😵‍💫

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

A felon married to an immigrant is telling us that the problem is immigrants and felons.

[nolo @just_tlhogii]

Another week of me counting down until Friday 😭

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

They cancel school for tornados now? They had us in the hallway face down ass up 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🌪️

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises and people. 😒

[Jassy @bossbabejass]

It’s Monday and I’m ready for it to be Friday already