So let me get this straight: Pulling a chunk of paint out of the Reflecting Pool gets you arrested for vandalism, but trump’s terrorists who attacked the Capitol, killed cops, broke windows, stole shit, and smeared their feces on the walls get to go free?
A message to all sane Republicans:
He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.
He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.
He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.
He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.
He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.
He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.
He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.
He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.
His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.
He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.
His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.
He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.
He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.
It’s time to start talking.
Holy shit. A clip of Trump fast asleep and about to fall out of his chair when he was among world leaders is going viral.
This is absolutely humiliating on the world stage. Trump does not have the stamina to remain president.
To those sending well wishes to Trump and his administration -
This was Trump’s post less than a month ago,
Celebrating the death of Robert Mueller.
Take your sympathy and well wishes…
And go fuck yourselves.
Seth Meyers reminds us how batshit crazy the last 3 weeks have been: Trump fired AG Pam Bondi. He posted a meme of himself as Jesus then said he thought it was a meme of himself as a doctor. He said the Pope is weak on crime. A MAGA podcaster said Trump is under demonic influence. Pete Hegseth read a fake bible verse from Pulp Fiction. Kash Patel thought he was fired because he got locked out of his computer. A FEMA official claims he once teleported to a Waffle House. Lindsey Graham was seen at Disney World by himself. RFK Jr. cut off a dead raccoon’s penis on the side of the road. Kristi Noem’s husband has giant fake balloon boobs.
WE.
REACHED.
A.
FUCKING.
AGREEMENT.
WITH.
THEM.
IN.
2015.
THAT.
IMPOSED.
STRICT.
LIMITS.
ON.
URANIUM.
ENRICHMENT.
UNTIL.
2040.
It was called the JCPOA.
And Trump TORE IT UP IN 2018 out of spite for @BarackObama
8 years later, here we are.
Total. Disaster.
The entire planet is counting down to the single most satisfying obituary ever written. Because he is, was, and forever will be an irredeemable piece of shit.
Republicans: Spend 20 years passing laws allowing guns at protests, in airports, in schools, in churches, at polling places, in statehouses, in bars, on college campuses, in state parks, in parking lots, on trains and buses, in cars…
Donald Trump: You can’t have guns.