Charlie Kochenash

[Charlie Kochenash @shortv0l]

@NiemotkaMike @SholdonDaniels They don't follow the Constitution today so we can't trust them with a Article 5 convention which enables open season on the entire document.

[Charlie Kochenash @shortv0l]

@ChadTradwick Check

[Tony Battista @Tony_BATtista]

Please note that #FINRA has approved that the #PDT rule requirement for day trading will be decreased from 25K to 2K. We anticipate this change will occur in 2026. @tastyliveshow
This has been a public service announcement

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

How crazy is it that Powell claims that monetary policy has nothing to do with the value of our money.

[Allan Weiner @AllanWBCQ]

You know folks it’s free speech radio WBCQ all the way. Easy to get on one of our transmitters. It’s only $50 an hour. We find you some time. We set a start date. We arrange payment. You send us an audio file or a live audio stream. And Walla, you’re on a real transmitter. Wow.📻

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

He chose Lindsay Graham over Thomas Massie. Enjoy the consequences.

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Ron Paul was the godfather of the Tea Party movement.
Ron Paul supports Thomas Massie and has since the beginning.
You are the one trying to hijack a movement. We won’t let you rewrite history to fit your narrative.

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

@robbystarbuck Thank you, Robby. I did my best.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Michael the Libertarian 🇺🇸 ☭⃠ @Bl00dOld]

@RapidResponse47 Lindsey Graham and Randy Fine are American patriots, but Thomas Massie and Rand Paul are bad. Ok dude. Trump’s a moron.

[Charlie Kochenash @shortv0l]

@frankiemacd You are a good man, Frankie!!

[Charlie Kochenash @shortv0l]

@NatetheLawyer You have a lot to be proud of right there!!

[Gusano Levantado @ElQbanDon]

@MW4Liberty

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

“What has Thomas Massie ever passed?”

The bill to release the Epstein files.
Passed the House today 427-1.

Your move.

[Charlie Kochenash @shortv0l]

@JakeSherman @ProjectLincoln 🤡

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Grok knows.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Pour one out for Catturd who had to go from loving MTG and demanding the Epstein files be released to then hating MTG and pretending the Epstein files didnt matter to then celebrating the release all because Trump whipsawed his retarded grifting ass all over the place

[Murray 🇺🇸 @Rothbard1776]

The OG America First candidate. @RonPaul 🇺🇸

[Amity @amitylee13]

Timeless @RepThomasMassie tweet.