Itzel Valdez

the author is dead and I’m getting my inheritance

[Itzel Valdez @shorty_writer]

Family members: so how are you?
what are you doing right now? What's your major in college? Do you have a job?

Me:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Is anyone else fucking exhausted by how overwhelmingly stupid everything is?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Homeschooling is trickle-down stupidity.” — Jennifer Welch

She fucking nailed it.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[liz ⚢ @lesbiannyra]

CRISTON COLE FINALLY FUCKING DEAD ON MY SCREEN

[I Hate Jack Berger @Venusofdetroit]

Black Panther 2 was actually a great portrayal of grief and anger. But people wrote it off because it had female leads. Can’t see anything beyond their misogyny.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Guillermo del Toro: “Absolutely no goddamn AI. It’s much more expensive, I don’t care. What we’re protecting is the beauty and the redeeming power of art”

[maddie @yaoipresidente]

ormund calling gwayne a fag okay miss essential oils

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If MAGA endorses a third Trump term, I'm endorsing Mamdani for President, if we're breaking the rules, let's REALLY break the fucking rules.

[Nuella 💕🎀🌸 @dfw_ella_]

Odysseus when he saw his men around that BBQ

[pine @dracaras]

People forget she bullied Emily to get her happy ending with Steve, I’m tired of seeing her back

[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

people in the theater were gasping at this and then the scene when Agamemnon was about to toss his daughter.....crickets lmfao

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

CRISTON COLE IS DEAD #houseofthedragon

[Corduroy! (COMMS OPEN) 🇵🇸 @TheCardinalArts]

No shade to Atwell but WHY is Peggy so damn present in the MCU, where the FUCK is Sharon lmfao

[hanna 🐉 @hannaeeliz]

us: ”we want more women in doomsday, it’s actually kind of ridiculous”

marvel: ”ugh fineeeeee. here’s peggy carter”

[bawbagstauner @bawbagstauner]

What really fucking boils my piss is that we had the opportunity to change the world after Covid. The pandemic produced a fascinating real-world experiment. It demonstrated that human activity can alter emissions and local environmental conditions extraordinarily quickly

[Goldie @GoldieLoxGG]

The way this is perfect on multiple levels

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

DIDN'T MARTHA STEWART DO LIKE 6 MOMTHS IN JAIL FOR WHAT TRUMP AND HIS CHILDREN DOES SEVERAL TIMES EACH DAY 🤔

[ؘ @rhaenyrarchives]

the satisfaction of watching criston cole die at the hands of a woman in house of the dragon🚬

[westerosies @westerosies]

“I made a promise to the dead Cole, I promised I’d build a sept out of traitors’ bones. I don’t have near enough bones yet.” — Oscar Tully

#HouseOfTheDragon