Dave Beckerton

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@NHL You spelt "Shinny" wrong....

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@Penuita15 you really shouldn't broadcast where you're going to be..... Or do you take for granted that all the married women you fuck live in different provinces?

One day... The music will stop.

#mustanggt #cobra #shelby

Do you see where I'm going with this?

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@penuita15 imagine your daughters face.... 16-17 years old. when I fulfill my ultimate goal of sending you BOTH every email sent and received between you and my ex wife.... I can't decide, Christmas, New years, Thanksgiving?

What's your favorite holiday?

#daddywasntthere

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@Penuita15 I'll never forget the night I caught you having an affair with my wife #lol #ididntlaugh #iwillhauntyouforever #justplaying #friendlybanter #doyouthinkkellywouldlikemypoint #getit #mypoint #worldsworstdad goes to.... @penuita15

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

Just when you thought you got away with it.

#happythanksgiving

I still think about you all the time.

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

Surprisingly, PopCorn seeds will slip right in your Ear Hole....

#Tweezers

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

10,000 passengers trying to get to the states.... ONE FUCKING COUNTER, THREE FUCKING PENS...

#Fml

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@alaineba58i99f NO

Take the good with the Bad!

The "Bad" is Good!

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@Necro_is_God

I LOVE LAMP

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

Hung like a Bitch.....

VEGAS BABY!

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@TheCiscoKidder

Fuck yeah, my best follower since @TomBanks1

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@WhatTheFFacts taking a shit will also help weight loss

FUCKER!

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@TomBanks1

I'd never make a motion picture without Tom Banks....

How do you feel about 2 guys 1 girl anal?

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@shortypotry @tombanks1 and Lilos Nose...
Bloody Shame I woulda married that girl some day.

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@WhatTheFFacts Hallafuckinguuulya!

You saved my life!

I'm on it

#IMasturbatetosavelives

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@shortypotry @TomBanks1 Shit happens..... Just look at Lil Kim's Nose

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

If I'm being honest....

I'd rather puff off a Goat than go to bed, just to go to Vegas at 4:30....

#feedtheneedywithcrackcocaine

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@Gisellezadx96 @findmusicextras holy BALLZ!!!

It's been my dream to act a Foo in a music video all my life !

#ILovePenis

[Dave Beckerton @shortypotry]

@tombanks1
If I'm funding your research, so you can beat off in 1963, I'd like it if you Follow me.How can I believe in you if you don't?