Emø Unicørn Møm ||-//

no longer accepting applications for you to be my trophy wife

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

Me: "but I don't believe in santa"

Little sister: "So? I don't even believe in myself and I'm still here!"

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

@InitialB727 @NuckleDuDang GOOD LUCK!!!!

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

Dating someone in veterinary medicine is great because not only do I get lots of pictures of them but I also get all the photos of cats, dogs, and other animals!!!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I just think it's really cool that trans people exist. Humans are so neat.

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

"so that he never lifts a finger"

https://t.co/nP7r8VJJIo

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

Dad jokes: my best personality trait

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

Why are women so intimidating to talk to???

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

The best part of having cats is when they decide they're in charge of everything and you just have to bend to their wishes

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

Making a giant pot of soup on the weekend and then eating for lunch for the rest of the week >>>>>

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

Broth is so fucking weird

I start with all the scraps in my kitchen, including misc. bones and then I add water and heat

And suddenly it's a magically delicious brew???

[FINAL FANTASY VII @finalfantasyvii]

"Embrace your dreams..."

#CrisisCore –Final Fantasy VII– Reunion launches on PS5, PS4, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch and PC on December 13, 2022.

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

The longer I raise my cats, the more I have to come to terms with how horrible my parents were.

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

Childhood trauma leaves weird side effects.

Like relating breakup songs to your relationship with your mom rather than an actual ex

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

Oop! Some employment lawyers stick to em and take these companies to court for wage theft (yes, for job applicants)! Interesting article.

https://t.co/kEbo7TIH0W

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

Instead of paying a consultant or having their own employees do this, companies ask job candidates (many of whom just want the position).

This is unpaid labor.

This is an abusive practice.

This is beyond a bad Glassdoor review—this needs to be made unlawful.

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

I want to talk about a practice that should be unlawful but isn’t:

companies and institutions demanding unpaid labor during the job interview process.

THREAD.

[Walroose 🏳️‍⚧️ @Walroose64]

every time a terf says bottom surgery is “slicing a boy’s penis off” or hormone treatment is “pumping children full of drugs” I’m just going to describe standard medical procedures in the most brutal way possible

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

NORMALIZE DESIGNING INTERIOR SPACES TO LOOK GOOD WHEN THEY ARE MESSY

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

Some of y'all may know him for his TikTok fame
Others may know him as "the asap science guy"
Others may know him as "John Green's brother"
But me? I'll always remember @hankgreen as the guy who did this epic Hobbit drinking medley

[Emø Unicørn Møm ||-// @shortysbrain]

Ngl, my all time favorite @hankgreen moment was when he sang hobbit drinking songs with @PeterHollens

#og #onlyogsremember #hankgreen

https://t.co/S4s7AUyJXP