Kris Shorter

Dad, Husband, Son, Brother, IU Grad, Digital Marketer, Imaginary NBA GM, & Lover of the Good Life!

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@jakequery Norway

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

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Paraguay team embarrassed their homeland today.

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Soccer is FUN

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@AlexGoldenNBA Real bad news for the Pacers. Sixers just became the best team in the East.

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@hali_muse Kuminga

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Kuminga to the @pacers for the MLE? Makes sense to me!

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@Sleeper_Hoops @TheSteinLine @SleeperNuggets @SleeperCeltics so has every other team in the league

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@TheHerd @colincowherd @_JasonLT Both basketball geniuses who honed their craft in the BASKETBALL state of Indiana.

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@hoosierhelton Love the optimism Helt!!!

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June 2025-Lose game 7 with Haliburton blowing his Achilles.

Entire 2026 Regular Season -3rd worst record

May 2026- NBA Lottery- Get and lose the 5th pick

June 2026 - Knicks win championship

I can't take any more of this bullshit. Pacers are absolutely cursed.

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@stoolpresidente Dave, I get politians... But lifetime educators? That's a dumbass take. Most make a modest income helping kids for the majority of their life. That's being selfless. They deal with disrespectful kids,parents,school boards, etc on the daily. That's very Real!

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@ScottAgness @Pacers You guys have historically been a class organization. This action is not in line with how the club acted under Benner. Be better and fix this or get a new head of PR. This is a joke.

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@glenn_tunes this week

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@JoshKale How many people could you educate or feed with 1 Billion $'s ?

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@jakequery Been known to rock the microphone...

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@gregblunk @Acyn 🤣🤣🤣. I guess I learned something today Greg!

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@masonyo25 I'm more pissed that we just didn't get a top 4 pick. I blame the basketball gods. Given that, the trade doesn't bother me. However, a 29 unprotected pick is scary.

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Rule #1 as a Pacer fan: NEVER, under any circumstance, have HOPE. It will bite you every time.

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@PacersJJ @NBA @Pacers Can't imagine the NBA will let this happen