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looking for little oblivions

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dude i am COOKED

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Got an MRI for my back pain and the dr said “I haven’t seen a bulge this big in a while”. Can’t stop winning 🫡

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back on the grind lfg

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i miss watching lucy dacus live bro

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i cannot believe that was real bro

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wall of special interests

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babygirl I miss you so much

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little orange riding hood

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@itsryanrenay happy birthday ryannn

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today my student said “skibidi bobbidi boo, what can i do for you” and i just about died right there and then

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me: *picked boots*
friend: that’s very masc
me: have you seen me???

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cant believe a handwritten note from students made me cry. how embarrassing 😭

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@fleetwouldmacs this song is so underrated

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@Jucywordofday my personal fav jb pic ngl

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@tehevanessatehe @fleetwouldmacs for you 🥺

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we out here dressin up

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“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” ok but i haven’t been taking my meds, so lock all the cabinets and send me to bed cause i know you’re still worried i’m gonna get scared again and make my insides clean with your kitchen bleach

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@notyurvegetable me, an ex-catholic blasting this song in my car 📢🔊📣🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

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@notyurvegetable hell yeah thank you!

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@notyurvegetable please deliver to Australia 😭 amazing design! 🙌