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videographer/photographer living in Orlando

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I need Oscar to make me a bar graph with my name at the top.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

I’m submitting a new theory about America’s rapid decline:

Everything is WWE

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@The37thMaverick look, our joke.

[water, no ice @joeisjova]

@shotbyted look, our joke.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Waited almost 20 years to make this joke

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Squidward is my best friend in the world.

Squidward is my best friend in the sea.

Squidward- likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.

And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten, friend stealer!!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I'm sprung

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

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strategically trying to send the jokes to anyone but Joe is real hard when he’s in all the group chats

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[Jay 🌴homa$ @jthomasglobal]

No book deal. No ghostwriter.
All independent 🏁 #Storyteller

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2023 Champion: Daddy Long Leg

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

ur not fam

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"what do you say we tie a bow around her and put her to bed?" - @TheJakeMoney

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Kyle Schwarber has homered in the: World Series, AL Championship Series, NL Championship Series,
AL Division Series,
NL Division Series,
AL Wild Card Game,
NL Wild Card Game ,
World Baseball Classic,
World Baseball Classic Championship:

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I have an entire text thread with @JAYALNOCAP where I’ve predicted the Nets season perfectly.

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@Jb_2E I was just thinking this same thing, Nets have an intriguing lineup now

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I hope one of those “what are you listening to” influencers approaches me

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@FreeGoodes @talentharris which part of Earth is it like?