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Everyone you know is a skinwalker

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how do i make a twitrer to opst on https://t.co/ClPcnHbxm5 to post on https://t.co/fpVIWpYogr how

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diddy burger 67

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Saw a cute little kitten and I CRUSHED IT!!!! I'm just really evil like that.

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Forgot to put on my thinking cap before going outside today.. could feel my vril burning.

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mossad ✡️agents found in hulkamania mansion....
Protein ion lasers.. shot from jewish space station they penetrate psionic energy barriers to resurrect hulk hogan‼️ozzy osborne dark magnetic field intercept.. backfires.. . mass devastation. vril twitch engage.

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Cyrodiil... imperial city
New york city... Empire state
Empire state... twin towers
Imperial city... white gold tower
Twin towers... destroyed
Mundus stone... destroyed
Oblivion gates opened... daedra invasion
Portals under the towers... agarthan army amassing

It makes sense now

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I'm finally employed ($0/hour) at my new job (beating up homeless people with golf clubs)

Very excited!

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fuck you guys, I'm moving past the ice wall (flat earth lore) to get to asgard (marvel reference) where i will live until i am doomed by ragnarok (marvel lore) which i will use to make reddit gold (heckin awesome) by posting footage of it to r/marvelmemes (wholesome chungus)

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Opened a jug of milk and some little green fucker popped out and said "☍⟟⌰⌰ ⊬⍜⎍⍀⌇⟒⌰⎎ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎎⏃⏁ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⌰⍜⌇⟒⍀"

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EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORYYYYYYYY
BEETHOVEN
VERSUS
HELLEN KELLER
BEGIN!

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poland

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i am the

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super duper ultra penis 500

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@aintdrian_ woah

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Fun fact:

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I am proud to be on a diet. I only eat those little fuzzy caterpillars that i find on the ground sometimes.

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@SkyShine_tbh I wish he ran for office again 😔

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If i was president i would rename the secret service to the secret twerkers and have them twerk on top of the white house all day