mossad โก๏ธagents found in hulkamania mansion....
Protein ion lasers.. shot from jewish space station they penetrate psionic energy barriers to resurrect hulk hoganโผ๏ธozzy osborne dark magnetic field intercept.. backfires.. . mass devastation. vril twitch engage.
Cyrodiil... imperial city
New york city... Empire state
Empire state... twin towers
Imperial city... white gold tower
Twin towers... destroyed
Mundus stone... destroyed
Oblivion gates opened... daedra invasion
Portals under the towers... agarthan army amassing
It makes sense now
fuck you guys, I'm moving past the ice wall (flat earth lore) to get to asgard (marvel reference) where i will live until i am doomed by ragnarok (marvel lore) which i will use to make reddit gold (heckin awesome) by posting footage of it to r/marvelmemes (wholesome chungus)
Opened a jug of milk and some little green fucker popped out and said "โโโฐโฐ โฌโโโโโโฐโ โฌโโ โโโ โโโโโโโ โฐโโโโ"