ålån

live fast lift heavy 🙃

[MissingKeyMedia @Missingkeymedia]

Got me thinkin things I never used too…

[swan 🦢 @kayswan_]

me: i just smoked

IDIOT FRIEND: "was it indica or sativa?"

me: bro it was fucking crack

*dies of crack overdose*

*ambulance comes and brings me back to life*

me: holy shit wtf happened

paramedics: u smoking too much crack my boy 😂😂😂😂

me: damn. where my crack at tho

paramedic: *dies*

me: i guess i know where the rest of my crack went 😂😂😂

other paramedic: actually he had a serious history of heart problems and just had a heart attack

me: bruh

other paramedic: nah jk bro smoked ALL of your crack

me: that fucking fiend. anyway please dont charge me for saving my life

paramedic: why shouldn't i?

me: cuz i need to buy more crack mf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

paramedic: ZOOWEEMAMA

rowley: wtf mike did u jus steal my joke

me: yeah

jeff kinney: yeah buddy ur getting sued for $500m

me: wtf 🤯 how am i going to buy anymore crack now???

el chapo: did someone say crack?

the 3 CIA vans all parked outside my house because they were going to commit a sting operation on me: EL CHAPO FREEZE U ARE UNDER ARREST FOR LIKE EVERY CRIME EVER

el chapo: zooweemama 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

The End.

[zimo @zimonitrome]

Leaked 2023 presidential debate (REAL)

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[Rap Favorites @RapFavorites]

This might be an all time edit 😭😭

[omar @dustee__]

Bdubs on Sunday bouta look like wrestlemania

[ålån @shoulderkronk]

@nphotography24 @BMWUSA @BMW @BMW_P0rn H*ck yeah 🤪

[Doxxy @Doxxsy]

are you this old?

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Only a Tesla could be destroyed by a dog lol

[the swamp amp ⚠️ @FloridaManPig]

SIIIIIIIIUUUU

[Cursed @CursedVideos]

https://t.co/V8GOBIHHxH

[Borre @borrewastaken]

OPEN FOR A SURPRISE

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me showing the cashier my 100% off coupon

[The Prophet 🧎🏿 @theprophetdub]

We aren't fuck buddy's,
we're cum-padres.

[josh @jl_jl_jl_jl_jl]

gm