❁ Emily ❁

Taylor Swift- Big Brother- Bachelor/Bachelorette- and random shit

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hatė.”

Rent is due, health insurance is tied to employment, groceries aren’t free. Yeah actually. Totally voluntary.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

So much Taylor Swift hate over this wedding. It’s funny because I haven’t come across a single post hating on Travis.

[sarah 🫶🏻 @sarahisinspace]

is this how our mothers felt when princess diana got married or what

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I miss when groceries were a casual purchase and not a financial decision.

[Mak @mak_aura]

When kids' entertainment was separate from adult entertainment >>>>>>

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[Oluwafunmilayo @FunmiKolz]

So many adults are traumatized cos their parents stayed

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Aaron @AaronCornielle]

Ah yes, why are people spending $28 on lunch and not why is lunch $28.

Great analysis.

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

You cannot budget your way out of $8 gas and $28 lunches

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

the decline of tv shows started when 8 episodes per season was introduced 😔

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[✧ @cessonmute]

Being m*rdered by a man is the leading cause of death in 18-44 year-old women globally but were concerned about male loneliness epidemic.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I want a grocery shop like it’s 1999.

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

“I don’t do politics.”
Well, now you're doing $6 gas.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

Men will text you downtown lights, KNOWING you haven’t heard it in a while, then show up and rust your sparkling summer, ask your friend for drugs, crash your party AND their rental car instead of going to HELL

[Pop Base @PopBase]

17 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘You Belong With Me’ as a single.