Olympics Heckler

I'm almost 18 months and I've got things to say about these here Rio Games.

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

@DetrickMunford Go ‘head!!! Hail State!

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

@DetrickMunford There are no words but I hope you and your family can find peace. Whether or not you end up at MS State, I know we all wish you nothing but good things.

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Look how my wife’s mail-in ballot arrived in the mail. Wonder if any #voterfraud is involved here.....

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Meanwhile dad trips walking to the kitchen. #balancebeam #Olympics2016 #GoUSA #dadwoulddie

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Phelps lookin like he just unplugged from the matrix #Rio2016 #cupping #gross

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

These Olympic judges and commentators appear to be board members of the GHE (glass half empty) corporation. #RioOlympics2016 #haterjudges

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Can somebody go snatch the Queen and drop her and James Bond from a plane again? #RioOlympics2016

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

So excited for the Triwizard Tournament/Quiddich World Cup ....#Rio2016

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

They gave Nidal the flag to keep his hand out of his crack. #RioOlympics2016 #nidal

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

I'm pretty sure it's spelled Urethra....Hellllooooo??? #makebelievecountriesoftheolympics #RioOlympics2016

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Ummmm.....#china #RioOlympics2016 #isthisthinghandingoutsteroidpills

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Archery's the national sport? Loooseeeerrrrs.... #jk #RioOlympics2016

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Show of hands for anybody who's heard of Andorra until just then? #theymadeitup #rio #geographyfail #notmystrongsuit

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

All the people at this weird big fashion show look really athletic. #rio #fashionweek

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Errbody out there in those stands in Rio gettin Zika and stuff. #Rio #bzzzzz

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Prediction: Newest haircut to infect the hipsters is the PhilLesh. #dead50 #professionalmullet

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Why have I not worn this yet? #BulldogNation #shoutfromdaflo #dawgpuppy #malonemaroon

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

I gained 10 oz in 12 days, grew half an inch, so to celebrate I will billy goat cry on the way home. #btwyallseemyphotoshoot? #nakedbabypics

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Pooping is the new burping #trendsetter

[Olympics Heckler @Shoutfromdawomb]

Uncle Henry came by to take Dad to lunch but I think he really just wanted to see me. #popular #i'mkindofabigdeal