Shouvik S Mazumdar

A Storyteller of Life , People & Places …

[Shouvik S Mazumdar @shouvikme]

@EurekaforbesIN - @EurekaForbes Purchased AMC for my Aquaguard, but the PCB stopped working. Technician says PCB isn’t available and asks me to buy a new purifier. I’ve been without water for 5 days! What’s the point of AMC if you can’t repair? Please help!

[Ashwini Vaishnaw @AshwiniVaishnaw]

The chip journey, simplified.

[Shouvik S Mazumdar @shouvikme]

@MotorOctane Audi has lost its sheen. Merc and BMW are the only two luxury cars if you are really keen in getting the badge and don’t care about VFM

[Chota Don @choga_don]

She is RHIYA YADAV rhiyaahir, girl who stood in front of a police van during CJP protest.

After gaining 6k Exclusive subscribers 👀, She is now going to Big Boss 😭

2 mins silence for those who thought these people were fighting for the students 😂😂

[BJP @BJP4India]

𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐩 𝐟𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞��. 𝐀 ₹𝟑 𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫. 💸

The UPA kept fuel prices artificially low by issuing ₹1.48 lakh crore in oil bonds, pushing today’s burden onto tomorrow.

🔹 ₹1.48 lakh crore in oil bonds issued between 2005–10
🔹 Nearly ₹3 lakh crore eventually paid in principal + interest
🔹 ₹37,000 crore paid in FY 2025–26
🔹 Final payment made on 29 March 2026, closing the two-decade-old liability

The UPA didn’t make fuel cheaper. It 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭—leaving taxpayers to foot the bill years later.

That’s the real cost of reckless fiscal politics: weaken the economy today, hide the bill for tomorrow. The Modi government inherited the liability, honoured the commitments, and finally cleared the last of the UPA-era oil bonds.

𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐏𝐀’𝐬 “𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐩 𝐟𝐮𝐞𝐥” ���𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 — 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝. 🎥

[BHK🇮🇳 @BHKslams]

PM Cares couldn't be explained in a better way than this.

[BJP Jammu & Kashmir @BJP4JnK]

ऐसे खत्म करोगे Patriarchy??

[Shouvik S Mazumdar @shouvikme]

@RoshanKrRaii He is right . There is nothing wrong and funny in this. The joke is on you

[Sakshi @Sakshi50038]

Who's gonna tell vibe coders about...

> Rate Limiting
> Caching
> Load Balancing
> Reverse Proxies
> API Gateways
> CI/CD
> Docker
> Kubernetes
> Service Discovery
> Circuit Breakers
> Timeouts
> Retries
> Exponential Backoff
> Idempotency
> Message Queues
> Pub/Sub
> Event-Driven Architecture
> Distributed Transactions
> Saga Pattern
> Dead Letter Queues
> Cron Jobs
> WebSockets
> Long Polling
> Server-Sent Events
> Database Indexing
> Query Optimization
> N+1 Queries
> Connection Pooling
> Read Replicas
> Sharding
> Partitioning
> Replication
> Leader Election
> CAP Theorem
> Eventual Consistency
> Optimistic Locking
> Pessimistic Locking
> Distributed Locks
> Race Conditions
> Deadlocks
> Memory Leaks
> Garbage Collection
> Thread Safety
> Backpressure
> Autoscaling
> Horizontal Scaling
> Vertical Scaling
> CDN
> Edge Caching
> Cache Invalidation
> Feature Flags
> Blue-Green Deployments
> Canary Releases
> Rolling Deployments
> Rollbacks
> Health Checks
> Liveness & Readiness Probes
> Monitoring
> Logging
> Distributed Tracing
> Metrics
> Alerting
> SLOs
> SLIs
> Error Budgets
> Observability
> Secrets Management
> IAM
> OAuth
> JWT Rotation
> TLS
> Encryption at Rest
> Encryption in Transit
> WAF
> DDoS Protection
> CORS
> CSRF
> SQL Injection
> XSS
> SSRF
> Database Migrations
> Schema Versioning
> Disaster Recovery
> Backups
> Failover
> Multi-Region Deployments
> Chaos Engineering
> Cost Optimization
> Cold Starts
> Serverless Limits
> Latency
> Throughput
> P99 Latency
> Tail Latency
> Network Partitions
> Clock Skew
> DNS
> TCP vs UDP
> HTTP/2 & HTTP/3
> gRPC
> Webhooks
> API Versioning
> Semantic Versioning
> Infrastructure as Code
> Terraform
> Helm Charts
> Build Caching
> Dependency Hell
> Production Incidents
> On-call
> Postmortems

...until the app gets its first million users.

[Shouvik S Mazumdar @shouvikme]

@NsNitinsinha Not sure about Skoda

Honda has fantastic after sales and service. They stay in touch and do free pick up and drop

Merc also is in the same league. Absolute wonderful experience

[Rohit @Iam_Rohit_G]

1 week after CJP Protest :

> No one is talking about Abhijeet Dipke

> No one is talking about Saurav Das

> No body is talking about Ashutosh Ranka

> No one is talking about Neha Bora and Junaid

> No one is talking about NEET and Dharmendra Pradhan

> Everyone is talking about Modi Ji and his reels

> Everyone is condemning the language used by GenZ girls in the protest.

The narrative had shifted 360 degrees within 7 days !!

That's the Aura of Modi Ji and his 4 Reels!!

[Akash Jain @akash207]

Narendra Modi : Turning every tide into his own wind since 2002.

1. Chaiwala -> Chai Pe Charcha

2. Chowkidar Chor Hai -> Main Bhi Chowkidar

3. Maut ka saudagar -> Turned into Gujrati Asmita.

4. No Family -> Modi Ka Parivar

5. Gen Z Outrage -> Turning youth cynicism into an organic wave of trust & support.

Every attack becomes a masterclass in statesmanship. Legend for a reason. ♥️

[Kalki @shandilya_1997]

These children aren't asking for sympathy.

They're only asking you to hear their side.

They are Gen Z. They are students too.
Their parents came home injured while doing their duty.

Listen to them.

#WeStandWithDelhiPolice

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY. BUT POLITICS ENSURES ONLY ONE IS TOLD. BUT THIS YOUNG WOMAN DEMANDS TO BE HEARD.

"My father was almost lynched to death. He suffered head injuries. He was dragged by a violent mob. His uniform was soaked in blood. But when I opened social media, I was shocked to see my father being portrayed as the villain."

INDEED. They perform one of the most thankless jobs in the country.
A job that demands they put their lives on the line so that law and order holds.

Whatever your politics, no family should have to watch a loved one risk their life in service, only to see them vilified without regard for the facts.

[Shouvik S Mazumdar @shouvikme]

This is real democracy …

[Ankit Dubey @ankitdubeyji_]

1-Gas cylinder on missed call.
2-Payment of online bills.
3-UPI payment.
4-DigiLocker.
5-Jan Aushadhi Kendra.
6-Ayushman Card.
7-New Parliament Building.
8-Free vaccination.
9-Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana.
10-Surgical strike.
11-Operation Sindoor.
12-Triple Talaq Bill.
13-Aadhaar linking.
14-FASTag.
15-Chenab Bridge.
16-Jammu Tunnel.
17-Ganga Expressway.
18-Kashi Corridor.
19-Vishwanath Corridor.
20-Kedarnath reconstruction.
21-Shri Ram Temple construction
22-Sukanya Samriddhi Yojana.
23-Construction of toilets.
24-Doubling of railway tracks.
25-Expansion of railway stations.
26-Fewer days for ticket booking.
27-Ticket cancellation facility.
28-Golden Quadrilateral Scheme.
29-Bharatmala Project.
30-18 AIIMS construction
31-S I R
32-Mahatma Gandhi Setu reconstruction.
33-Bhupen Hazarika Setu.
34-Army modernization.
35-Make in India.
36-Drone revolution.
37-Direct money into farmers' accounts.
38-Ration digitization.
39-Free ration.
40-Kanya Sumangala Yojana
41-Implementation of GST.
42-Major reduction in GST.
43-Preservation of cultural heritage.
44-Construction of ponds.
45-Har Ghar Nal Se Jal.
46-22 hours of electricity.
47-Unprecedented rebate in income tax.
48-Abolition of Article 370.
49-553 new railway stations.
50-1500 new overbridges.
51-Removal of over 200 obsolete laws.
52-ED's record-breaking raids on corrupt individuals.
53-Year-long waiver on FASTag for 3000 rupees.
54-Implementation of VVPAT in EVMs.
55-Kartavya Path route.
56-Pictures of cultural heritage on currency notes.
57-Reconstruction of Nalanda University.
58-Indigenous production of Tejas.
59-Self-reliance in cell phone manufacturing.
60-Mudra Yojana.
61-Ujjwala Yojana.
62-Suraksha Bima.
63-390 new universities
64-7 new IITs
65-7 new IIMs
66-16 new IIITs
67-300 new medical colleges.
68-Construction of Pamban Bridge.
69-Rishikesh-Karnaprayag railway project.
70-Uttarakhand Char Dham road construction.
71-BrahMos production factory.
72-Assault rifle manufacturing in Amethi.
73-Vande Bharat modern trains.
74-Law on Waqf Board property.
75-Bio-toilets in railways.
76-Implementation of labor laws for workers' welfare.
77-Implementation of GRAM JI Yojana.
78-India has already surpassed China in road construction.
79-12 lakh youth provided government jobs.
80-Over 8 lakh commercial licenses issued.
81-80,000 new petrol pumps.
82-Construction of Shaurya Sthal.
83-Merger of railway budget into general budget.
84-Over 9000 new schools.
85-Bulldozers on illegal constructions.
86-Fencing on borders.
87-Open license to army against terrorism.
88-Vikas Kaushal Yojana.
89-Demonetization.
90-FASTag facility by abolishing toll gates.
91-Chandrayaan.
92-Mangal Mission.
93-Multi-satellite stabilization.
94-Reduction of flood-affected areas in Bihar.
95-End of queues.
96-Smart City expansion.
97-Urea coating for farmers.
98-PF withdrawal made convenient.
99-Creation of over 5 crore new jobs in private and domestic sectors.
100-If the farm laws had been passed, brokerage would have ended, and illegal encroachments by many Bangladeshis in mandis would also have ended.

Therefore, stand firmly with BJP and Modi ji, and understand the opposition's conspiracies.