Sarah Showalter

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Trump supporters will believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence, but can’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

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@ryan_mahomo #blessed

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@ryan_mahomo Wow cool story bro

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@carlyflower_ LOL

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How about senior year spring semester? 😅 https://t.co/ULd39XPs4g

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@MAlexG14 try Goldfish

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@briceno_eliseo also a very viable situation for me

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@briceno_eliseo me in the kitchen when my food is heating up

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@carlyflower_ please watch all the way to the end https://t.co/SAQ14sH1GL

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Me waking up this morning: "hi baby"
Connor: "hi baby"
Me: I was actually talking to the dog...

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@carlyflower_ lylas

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@carlyflower_ ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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"Friends can break your heart too."

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@carlyflower_ yeah that's crazy

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@carlyflower_ I guess that's why we get along

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My boyfriend just asked if Valentine's Day was on the 12th of February.......

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Haven't used Twitter in 3 months cause I was waiting for something as good as this... That's my bff, @carlyflower_

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I just accidentally bought pants with butt pads in them... What...

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@carlyflower_ just incase you were wondering what to get me for my B-day

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"Why do all demons have the same handwriting?" Scary movie night w/ Biggie never disappoints