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[yuyu⭐️ @cybxrartist]

They really will put pumpkin spice in your ass if you’re not careful

[el 𓆩❤︎𓆪 @lesbianstatt]

Ur off this app for one day and suddenly Candace Owens is a lesbian

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[the meji @mejitwo]

My internal monologue is better than any podcast. Wish you guys could hear this shit

[The Boy Libowitz @MNightShalamar]

Sheeeeeiiiiittt...Me at pump 6:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually do like people. Individually. Y’all get questionable in bulk.

[Tony 🥷🏾 @realniggaism]

I swear you can say some shit like “damn my girl ride dick good” and here come eagles fans saying “She don’t ride better than Jalen though” 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I was raised in a household where you couldn't get in trouble if what you said was funny enough and this has not prepared me well for certain parts of adult life

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

I miss when dj khaled used to assemble the avengers for a 4-5 min song.

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I've never sen anything more accurate

[SANI @sanisynaee]

I was loving on you idk why you fucked that up my baby

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

“Notify Anyway”

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Jam better call attorney varney

[Ryn @ryn_mp]

all I be wanting rn

[red @Seramurai_]

People forgetting that GTA has always had over the top protagonists that don’t translate to the real world.

Just a reminder than CJ broke into Area 69, but a woman (likely with fighting experience or you can upgrade a skill) fighting 3 guys?

Thats too much.

[burner account @dashofkitty]

whoever keeps watching my ig story from that lil website ur losing it

[KIXNKARBS @KIXNKARBS]

Fuck a foldable iPhone bring back the sidekick

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live like a povert for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your cock doesn’t work but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax free.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

When babies get quiet they somewhere smoking yo vape