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Life got weird after we stopped going to CiCi’s

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I wanted to drink my spritz but I had to write you up

-Vic

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I miss you by blink-182, but the lyrics are in old English

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I want to die with corn in my teeth

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Umbrellas don’t get enough credit

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If you “road cycle”…I hate you

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Socks are a social construct

-Jack

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FYI, police officers don’t like it when you ask to play with their service weapon #sillygoose

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At a sleepover seeing who can eat the most warheads.

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@lilcookouttray “You can put the 4x4 lawn mower in the garage and the golf sim is going in the backyard”

-lilcookouttray

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Dipping my hot cross in some ranch, because it’s Easter.

-Twin

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“One hand on the wheel, one hand on my oatmeal”

-Twin

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Turns out you can’t call ahead and prepay for your gasoline.

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A forklift doesn’t know the difference between fork and man. Let that sink in

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“Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam”

Spoke to me on a metaphysical level

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Told my therapist she has horrible bedside manner. Her response “sir I’m your parole officer”

Oopsie….teehee

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If you hear I’m out spelunking. Make sure your wife is at home.

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This gas station Rhino pill got me feeling like a fibonacci sequence

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Breaking News:

Pee poo diarrhea butt

How I’m feeling

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A little birdy told me Diplo will be headlining this years Toyota Hot Summer Sales Event. Just bought the camping package