fernando

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

I gotta stop drinking cuz I get delusional and start dm’ing Inde Navarrette 🤦‍♂️

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

im migo, do you want a brick or a feature? 🤷‍♂️
https://t.co/zzBXChHHEz

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

i talk w/ a dive, i walk w/ a heater, im swipin my visa, i viva la vida

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

buy a bag, not a ring i ain’t planning to keep her

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

he just like me tho, hoping this 9leg parlay on eastern europe table tennis hit 🤞

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

they got the trump jrs sports betting 🤦‍♂️
recession indicator fr

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

🚨she don’t got a mans no more yall.. there is hope in this world 🚨

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

just got a haircut, bouta go look lost @ sephora

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

we drinkin for the knicks tn

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

i was making japanese and shes watching DVDs

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

its palm trees in her trenches, she used to it so it's average 🤷‍♂️

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

she hate when I say Skyami and hate when I bring up Broward 🙄

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

city girls MIA, she call me to say “stop flaggin”

[Evil TWSF @antiTWSF]

The posters made by the students who watched their comrades get cornered and massacred at the Tlatelolco are infinitely better

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

spanish bitch at booby trap and I don’t know her name 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/craqk5UFRQ

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

I just ordered two more bottles, yall wasn’t saying nothing !

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

im migo, do you want a brick or a feature? 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/zzBXChHHEz

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

i take a quarter key and then i stretch it 🥣

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

buddy idc who your screwing, I got a job to finish

[fernando @ShoweringApe]

as a man is it not embarrassing for you to say “I’m the husband of the HOA president”?