Shower Thoughts

A place for all those thoughts, ideas, or philosophical questions that race through your head when in the shower.

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If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

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More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

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It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

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Lab Pups

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Our pets have stockholm syndrome.

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If a place where the road splits is a "fork in the road", would a cul-de-sac be a spoon in the road?

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For a drink that is Lemon and Lime flavored, Sprite isn't very sour.

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I call shenanigans on the spelling of the word 'colonel'

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Patriotism is a silly idea, everyone would be better off if they pledged their allegiance to Earth.

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Does an inside-out bag contain the universe?

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Hedgehogs can't spoon.

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I like it when ice cubes are still liquid in the middle. Today I realized I like my ice medium-rare.

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Can a ghost and zombie come from the same person?

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Maybe "mate" is short for "inmate" and that's why Australians call each other that.

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I wonder how many girls I would have been interested in have checked me out and I've just walked away oblivious?

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If shorts are banned in Qatar, what willl the players wear during the world cup in 2022?

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I wonder if the rate of crime drops drastically when it rains.

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If I was one of the first astronauts on Mars I would pat Curiosity rover on the head like a good dog.

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Everyone always says ghosts are "just the wind", but what if the wind is a massive congregation of ghosts moving.

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Why don't Villains spray paint all the bomb wires black.