Shower Thoughts

Capturing the weird and wonderful thoughts that strike mid-shampoo

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Whoever put the b in to subtle really knew what they were doing.

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Why do seniors get discounts when they’re the ones that have all the money?

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Since most people are right-side dominant, most people use their right foot on the first step of a staircase, and that side is consistently going to squeak first as the step wears out. #showerthoughts

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@chesscom chess

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Social media should have a "This Is AI" button for post's readers. #showerthoughts

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Men's public restrooms are laid out all wrong. It should be urinal, stall, urinal, stall, urinal instead of urinal, urinal, urinal, stall, stall #showerthoughts

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0% of natural numbers have been spoken aloud #showerthoughts

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Temperature can reach trillions of degrees, meaning we actually live extremely close to absolute zero #showerthoughts