Patrick Horenberger

if I wasn't horrible at everything it just wouldn't be me

[Patrick Horenberger @showerwithpatty]

@Culitosass69 Scrap

[Carlos Alonso @Culitosass69]

Scrolling down #thursdayvibes and it’s just a bunch of whores lol Jesus is watching

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Friday....a beautiful day to get your balls licked......

[Hal Rudnick @halrudnick]

My boss says I can't come into work unless I'm waxed.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

White men should be allowed to play in the WNBA

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day powder those nuts and get ready for the best day of your life......

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

If you’re not high by 11am........go fuck yourself!!!!

[Elle Kaiser @ElleKaiser]

Fire and ice 🔥🧊 It’s firefall week in Yosemite - an annual reminder of just how amazing and mysterious our planet really is.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

okay so we’re all buying AMC stock today right

[Patrick Horenberger @showerwithpatty]

Stoners. Tighten your straps

[Patrick Horenberger @showerwithpatty]

@Andy4god2016 Why did you even talk to a girl. That is where you fucked up son.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

One word: Doge

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

I just arrived at the “my dinner was cereal and whiskey” stage of the pandemic

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Get it on

[warm orange juice @pinheadscary]

catch me eating mac n chz out the pot cause my life is fucking dumb

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Ham is bullshit

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

You live and you learn.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Ohio sucks

[MattandShanesSecret @MSsecretpod]

2020 kinda rules