yo breaf stank

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

Ring around the Rosie pocket full of condoms because I plan on having sexual intercourse with a prostitute this evening

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

Every country song is exactly the fucking same and it hurts me that our society doesn't find it offensive how stupid that DAMN music is

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

*stubs toe on furniture*
*breathes flames into the ceiling fan, curses the earth, bites left hand off, screams profanities at old woman*

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

Me: who wants to come to the movies
My friends: man we've seen Monsters University 13 times

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

Mac Miller looks like a fucking lawn gnome

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

Starbucks has become a way to make fun of people, like "go back to Starbucks, hipster white girl gay guy working on a screenplay"

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

FBGM: fat bitches get money

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

I know how to make a million dollars: disposable socks

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

If you're happy and you know make that ass clap

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

RT if you say dude way too much in sentences

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

I saw a Mexican woman today in a taco bell and I was like really Mexican woman this is where you go

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

We really need another plague

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

The country people who say "whycome" are the reason we need a second plague

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

The worst people are the people who are like really fucking mean to you so you snap at them and then somehow make you feel bad for it

[yo breaf stank @showmedamonies]

If you're happy and you know it pop that pussy for a real nigga