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i think i was nostalgic at birth

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@selfmadebxss @xAstaWKx @KleaverSports The tweet you replied to was directly referencing one of them

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@Paratus2014 @MarkGottlieb You didn’t see the video of the shooter being very much opposed, disarmed even? Or are you just a stupid drooling imbecile nobody loves

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Pharmacy app: Do you want to pick up your medication on Tuesday at noon?

Me: Sure sounds great.

The pharmacy when I show up on Tuesday at noon:

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@BraneDamaged @Popthezit2 @Ronxyz00 Nope not white people, just you. They hate you and they’re all trying to kill you, specifically. Run now. Run now before they catch you!!!

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@ElephantOpin @01Camron Your son will be told it costs extra to bury you properly and he will respond “just chuck him wherever you can, doesn’t really matter to me”

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Happy pride month to this person on the Prozac Reddit page, modern medicine never ceases to amaze

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@marycatedelvey Why should anyone be kind to someone with a disgusting little ugly soul like yours? You won’t see any kindness from the demons when they drag you down to the depths, better get used to it

[Wealth Professional @pharmadelica]

Don't worry babe. I'm not like those other soft, indie guitar film bro music guys. I'm also into NBA Basketball.

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@cfbcoconut @PopBase You’re so right, JD Vance is an actual ball knower that’s why he fuckin launched that base into the ground lmao

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@F1REK0NG @parysrae115 @Slugman451172 @hasanthehun You think this is a game to be won or lost when we’re talking about the lives of human beings. You’re a bad person. When you’re inevitably wondering why nobody loves you, remember that it’s because you’re a bad person and nothing will change until you do

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That Joe Camel motherfucker is nefarious but damn if he isn’t slick

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@fantasizemafia How are you gonna call a reference to the iconic Lebron meme poorly written, more artists need to use Lebron James as inspiration I’ve been saying this for years

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@Rob120980 @USA_Progenitor @geejoshochoocho @crazy_stephen_i @WarMonitorClips No you’re not

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

wendy's cashier: will that be all?

me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence

wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do

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@MattWallace888 Do you wipe after you finish gargling it

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@hutchi56641 @EruditeElf Hats off to your dedication to the sport of hating, takes a real love of the game to see a loving, compassionate little anecdote like this and respond with a “so what”

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Best place to order comic books from??? Used to collect when I was younger. Batman being my fav. I can order and read from IPad or best to do straight off the comic??