Mr. Kite

Stand-up act live on stage.

Available for corporate parties and business banquets. Birthdays. On stage every night.

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Fedex Delivery 1pm-6pm today
Delivered 6:37PM

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@TheCinesthetic "Brad Pitt got kidnapped" 😂

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@Acyn nice science fair project dumb fuk

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@JeffDye he definitely hasnt blessed you with better jokes

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@barenoles007 and the other one just doesn't know it yet

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@barenoles007 @GPhilly120 damned if he do damn if he dont

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@JeffDye celebrity? 😂

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@RealMamaEagle oh please dont pat him on the back for being a condescending JO for 5 years..

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@CrossingBroad thank christ! good riddance

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@975TheFanatic @JohnKincade such a dramatic exit. buddy its not that serious and you arent even liked here.

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@975TheFanatic @JohnKincade yawn, get to the point.. and dont let the door hit your pompous ass on the way out. good riddance! your vitriol and condescension toward this city, its fans, and players will NOT be missed. later asshat

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@JohnKincade get over it asswipe

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rusty is a great comic,we came up doing the mics together. havent spoken to him in 20 years and no im definitely not calling

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

Actor Rusty Goffe, who played the Oompa Loompa in the original 1971 movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, was recently spotted at The Chocolate Expo singing the famous “Oompa Loompa” song he sang in the film.

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@TheGoodPhight two words: coffee martinos

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@BillColarulo who, schefter? i dont know

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@mikerainey82 workshop this sht homie

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one of the first few probably, its was the times..

[Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69]

Which First Lady do you think had the biggest nipples?

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@JeffDye yer act is a sin

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@OnPattison hes a very dumb guy, listen to him

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@JebraFaushay he looks like charles bukowsky